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I hope that your son's now ok

And is able to go out and play

It's a worry i know

When they aren't just so so

So be happy and enjoy each good day.

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Where has old Jimbo gone we're missing him it's true:help:

Hope he's not got upset and sat sulking in the loo:gag:

We need people of his calibre folks:D

Wth innuendos and tired old jokes:roll:

If he dunt come back soon we're sending in RRs Sue:hihi::hihi:

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Poor old Jim must fear nothing from Sue

She saves all her wrath for you know who

When she sees this rhyme

She'll surely make time

To dish out a big bruise or two.

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It is quiet without Jim around,

I wonder where he can be found.

We'll search high and low

And cheer up his woe

Till he gives us a rhyme that's profound!

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It is quiet without Jim around,

I wonder where he can be found.

We'll search high and low

And cheer up his woe

Till he gives us a rhyme that's profound!

 

He wouldn't know profound if it jumped upand smacked him on the head:hihi::hihi::hihi:

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He wouldn't know profound if it jumped upand smacked him on the head:hihi::hihi::hihi:

 

I couldn't find anything else to rhyme though :hihi::hihi:

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It's a special day, one where wishes are due

I wish you good luck, good health, happiness too

I hope and I pray

You have a wonderful day

If you haven't already guessed, then Thursday, this is for you x :love:

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Look what's come out of the woodwork, chaps and chappesses

Where he's been hiding my guess is as good as your guesses:suspect:

Hope he's not been sulking my friends:D

And now he's back to make amends:love:

:suspect::suspect: Hope he's not been up West Street wearing dresses:hihi::hihi:

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It's a special day, one where wishes are due

I wish you good luck, good health, happiness too

I hope and I pray

You have a wonderful day

If you haven't already guessed, then Thursday, this is for you x :love:

 

Thursday must be in the garden working hard

With her two dogs beside her on guard

Also spring cleaning

Till everything's gleaming

I hope she's had time to look at her cards :)

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Now's a real busy time in the garden

It's the digging part that's the hard 'un

So,if poor old T.

Tends an acre or three

Her absence you'll surely pardon.

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Their was a young lady from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

She sprouted a flower

for every half hour

and from her bottom was an abundance of weeds

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Good one dacrlit :thumbsup:

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