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'Tis seasons greetings to you all from me,:wave:

Hope you've put all your balls on the tree, :heyhey:

Then done all your shopping, :help:

Without even flopping, :roll:

And arrived home to a nice cup of tea! :thumbsup:

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Merlina you have shocked me with your rhyme:shocked:

This is a family forum and always sublime:D

Tales of balls on the crimbo trees dear:suspect:

Is not wot I expect from a moderateer:nono:

To recover from this I think I need a vodka and lime:hihi::hihi:

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I got home too late for my tea

Been shopping all day don't you see

But I can't for my life

Find a gift for the wife

There'll be balls on our Christmas tree

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Got home from our hols today

And found all our backdoor astray

That's twice in a year

Spoiled our Christmas cheer

I hope they find them and lock them away.

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Now Rossy that's really upsettin'

When from holiday, home you are jettin'

Hope you settle in quick

With thieves soon in the nick

Their comeuppance are bound to be gettin'

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Now Rossy that's really upsettin'

When from holiday, home you are jettin'

Hope you settle in quick

With thieves soon in the nick

Their comeuppance are bound to be gettin'

 

 

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

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Welcome home to Rossy and his Sue:love:

Sorry to find you feeling so blue:mad:

Hope the thieving little scum:mad:

Find parts of their anatomy numb:D

Then fall off painfully - don't you?:hihi::hihi:

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Well would you believe,

Late on Christmas Eve,

My glasses snapped in two.

Opticians closed, Christmas dinner to do,

So my husband repaired them with super glue.

 

( That's true ! ) :hihi:

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I can imagine the sight

On that Christmas Eve night

Your mister not knowing

Where the stuffing was going

So mended your specs out of fright

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I can imagine the sight

On that Christmas Eve night

Your mister not knowing

Where the stuffing was going

So mended your specs out of fright

 

Good 'un Rossy, tha's improvin' ;)

 

---------- Post added 29-12-2013 at 13:19 ----------

 

So it's goodbye to tinsel and holly

I'm no longer feeling so jolly

Tomoz, like a berk

I'm off back to work

if only to rake in some lolly

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Well its owreight for thee having extended Xmas hols:suspect:

Some of us went back yesterday - wat a load of ***** :o

And going tomorrow same as thee:gag:

Then off Tuesdee and Wensdee:D

Why couldn't I have been born rich - not beautiful, LOLS:hihi::hihi:

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I'm sat here feeling a berk

All these good people having to work

It'll pass through my head

As I lay in my bed

That this weather it's better to shirk.

 

Let's hear it for retirement folks:clap::clap::hihi:

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