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I was there abouts at the same time

The streets full of rubbish, a nation of grime

We can go on all night

But I don't want a fight

You back the unions and I'll stick with the one so sublime :D

 

I don't want to fight with you either

At the time I was just like a beaver

Trying to fill bellies

With more nutrients than jellies

While she was wielding the cleaver

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Lets change the subject because it's not reight:D

She's doing it again making old friends feight:love:

Let's go back to talk of football:rant:

And fishing and of my next goal:D

Which is to seek out Jimbo on Halloween neight:hihi::hihi:

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So now we're a politics free zone

With no more of this gnawing a bone

It's far better to eight

Than it is to feight

So no more will i lower the tone.

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The sunshine is out in the sky

And the washing is hanging to dry

My weekend's alone

But I don't like to moan

But I might sit here and have a good cry :cry:

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Hey Pixie you sound really down

Please don't spend your life with a frown

Just look for the best

Whilst ignoring the rest

Get your togs on and go paint the town.

Edited by rossyrooney
Errant word.

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I'll second that Pixie, life's too short to mope dear:D

Come up to Lindholme and Sat and we'll cheer:hihi::hihi:

You up - we're a graidly bunch:D

I'll even buy you some lunch:D

Sorry but the cafe doesn't run to selling beer:roll::roll:

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I went out and painted the town

But my top sure did let me down

I fell out at the bar,

But it wasn't too far

At least I didn't look like a clown :/

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Cor Pixie,that sounds a good night

And i bet you dint half get a fright

When your wayward top

Decided to drop

You must have turned a ghostly white.

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Ok all, you get what you want

No longer will, you see my bad font

I wish you all well

From me, Satan in hell

I'll now banish myself to Vermont :wave:

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Cor Pixie,that sounds a good night

And i bet you dint half get a fright

When your wayward top

Decided to drop

You must have turned a ghostly white.

 

My face wasn't white but quite red

I really did want to drop dead.

The laydees came to my aid

And with some ribbon they made

A pretty bow to hold it instead :)

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Ok all, you get what you want

No longer will, you see my bad font

I wish you all well

From me, Satan in hell

I'll now banish myself to Vermont :wave:

 

Don't go Jimbo please - it's snowing in Vermont dear:D

It's been rumoured that it's frozen all the beer:gag:

So stay home and tell us tales:D

Then old matey if all else fails:D

I'll round up the coven and have them quake in fear:hihi::hihi:

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Took my son to the hospital today,

And really I do have to say

The staff there were great

We hardly had to wait

They checked him and sent us on our way :)

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