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I read from above, faces that are sour

It won't be too long afore, comments the hour

So, Kier men watch out!

These witches have some clout

Hallows Eve is near and we'll all have to cower!

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They said they'd come on Monday or Tuesday:suspect:

- they revised it and said it would be Wednesday:suspect:

Well Wednesdays come and gone:rant:

Sign of the kitchen units = none:rant:

best thing Kier can do tomoz is have an away day:hihi::hihi:

 

You ought to have employed Joiner Andy.

You'd be sat back now sipping brandy

He's as quick as sticks

Leaves nothing to fix

And his work is just so fine and dandy.

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Time to get nick Knowles and his team

to stop old denlin blowing steam

they'll have it done in less than a week

because kiers left you up the creek

now enjoy your lemon drizzle cake and cream.

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You ought to have employed Joiner Andy.

You'd be sat back now sipping brandy

He's as quick as sticks

Leaves nothing to fix

And his work is just so fine and dandy.

 

Believe me my dear friend if they dunt get finger out:D

I certainly will be giving good old Andy a shout:rant:

Then they'll be getting a bill:D

and I'll get job thats just swell:love:

I think its the least I'm owed after all messing about:hihi::hihi:

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now enjoy your lemon drizzle cake and cream.

 

:love::love::love::love::love::love:

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Poor Denlin is in quite a tizz, :help:

'Cause Kier aren't doing the Bizz, :rant:

They'd better look out! :o

Or they'll all get a clout!! :mad:

And have red ears, that are all of a hiss! :hihi: :hihi:

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You ought to have employed Joiner Andy.

You'd be sat back now sipping brandy

He's as quick as sticks

Leaves nothing to fix

And his work is just so fine and dandy.

 

Haha well that's just swell

I always try to do the job well

If i can't fix it i'll know a man who can

Give me the keys to your house denlin

And you can go to your caravan

And when the job is complete

I'll message you with pigeons by the fleet

Then you can unpack your case

With a smile on your face x

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Thanks Andy I'll keep you in mind just in case:D

The council don't start heading for the last base:suspect:

They are coming to see me today:rant::rant:

Will let you know the state of play:suspect:

And if they are going to try and quicken the pace:hihi::hihi:

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And I wish I'd asked Andy, too: :|

The mess that's been left made me blue... :o

A man came to plaster,

My kitchen - disaster!

And the tiles are all slightly askew. :mad:

 

So I hope Linda's kitchen ends up better than mine!!)

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And I wish I'd asked Andy, too: :|

The mess that's been left made me blue... :o

A man came to plaster,

My kitchen - disaster!

And the tiles are all slightly askew. :mad:

 

So I hope Linda's kitchen ends up better than mine!!)

 

What on earth has happened to pride

That with skill always went side by side

It just seems these days

They just look for more ways

To just get your cash then go hide.

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I feel sad for my friend thursday

That man shouldn't get any pay

Rossy's so right

We should fight

All the cowboys, so call the newspapers without delay :rant::thumbsup:

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I hate to see shoddy work

Carried out by some no talent berk

They ought to banish

Or make them vanish

Back under their stones so to lurk.

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