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oh then I think its time you should retire

and find some witches to hire

victory is sweet

so i'll let you retreat

from a gentleman and squire. ;)

 

That's it then I'll be retiring

Lin can do the hiring and firing

I'll just relax

And get off your backs

In another 20 years I'll be expiring :o

 

Meanwhile on November 5th I'll celebrate :banana:

You can provide the fireworks mate

You'll eat toffee

I'll drink coffee

Not giving a thought for anyone's fate :P

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This talk of retiring's all fud

At being a witch she is really too good

Joto's got witches blood

Always up to no good

So beware lads,I know I certainly would.

 

 

This time of year, keep up your guard.

'Cos these lasses will try really hard

They're crafty a monkeys

They'll treat us like donkeys

Give 'em an inch and they'll take fifty yard.

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Rossy you're so suspicious, I wouldn't lie

On my birthday I'm saying goodbye :wave:

To all the witchcraft

So don't be daft

Don't fear me but the other's they're on standby ;):D

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Can I put in a bid for your flying broom

Our Sues is losing all of its vroom

As shes gotten older

Her thighs have become bolder

And on her handle there's not enough room.

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I'm back now so you just stop dissng the ladies:suspect:

Or you may find yourself with some sort of rabies:gag:

I know that dunt rhyme very well:D

But my thinking is clear as a bell:D

This dun't either - we could send thee to Hades:D:love:

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I never have once dissed a lady

Except perhaps a fat tart called Sadie

She started all flirty

And then did the dirty

But the rest of the tale is too shady.

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I didn't mean to offend dear old Rossy:D

Forgive me if I seemed a lttle bit bossy:P

You know that I hold you in high esteem:D

On the forum you are a bright sunbeam:love:

But you have to remember I'm part of a posse:hihi::hihi:

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Tha couldn't offend if tha tried

'Cos for one thing I've got a thick hide:hihi::hihi:

So worry you not

I don't care a jot

For I know we're on the same side.

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Can I put in a bid for your flying broom

Our Sues is losing all of its vroom

As shes gotten older

Her thighs have become bolder

And on her handle there's not enough room.

 

I'm particular me, I travel by plane

Put Sue on a broom, are you insane?

Go the extra mile

And let her fly in style

Then like a good husband serve her champagne :cool::thumbsup:

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Poor Sue may feel air sick,:gag:

There's a knack to riding broom sticks,:heyhey:

Some just go zoom, :)

Some have real Vrooooooom,:clap:

And some are like boring toothpicks!:roll:

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Yippeeee - yet another one joins the sisterhood :clap:

The boys will definitely be running for the wood:help:

But what they may well have forgotten:D

Is that's where we've stashed cauldron:suspect:

Come all hallows eve they're the menu - :Dfood:hihi::hihi:

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Yippeeee - yet another one joins the sisterhood :clap:

The boys will definitely be running for the wood:help:

But what they may well have forgotten:D

Is that's where we've stashed cauldron:suspect:

Come all hallows eve they're the menu - :Dfood:hihi::hihi:

 

is that a limerick. :confused:

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