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To keep this thread I think we oughta

Wash Jim's mouth out with soapy Water

He's gone too far

He should raise the bar

We all know he's got talent and he's a joker ;):D

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The limerick packs laughs anatomical

In space that is quite economical.

But the good ones I've seen

So seldom are clean

And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

 

I'll leave you with this one!

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I hope that's not farewell from Jim

For without you the thread would be grim

I laugh at your jokes

As do most folks

So don't leave us out on a limb.....

 

---------- Post added 29-03-2013 at 14:59 ----------

 

I went on a blind date with cilla,

I took her to watch Aston villa,

She sang to the crowd,

She sang very loud,

And that's why they threatened to kill her.

 

 

I liked this so i pinched it...

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Oh dear what can the matter be:suspect:

Has old Jim been sent to Coventry:help:

Come back our dear old lad:D

We love you when being bad:rant:

Even if your humour belongs in lavatory:hihi::hihi:

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Oh dear what can the matter be:suspect:

Has old Jim been sent to Coventry:help:

Come back our dear old lad:D

We love you when being bad:rant:

Even if your humour belongs in lavatory:hihi::hihi:

 

 

Nice one Lin.......:hihi:

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Nice one Lin.......:hihi:

 

Why thank you dear:D:love:

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It's all gone quiet on this thread,

I hope that it isn't dead.

I like all your wit

And writing a bit

Before I go off to my bed

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A quick visit back, for a picture to paint

A beautiful lady, she's gentle and quaint

The best we have had

And now I'm so sad

Goodbye Margaret Thatcher, your Britains true saint x

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My thoughts on the lady are not really apt

And the poverty in which she left people trapped

If i put what i thought

I'd quickly be caught

By the mods and my rhyme soon would be zapped

Edited by rossyrooney

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A quick visit back, for a picture to paint

A beautiful lady, she's gentle and quaint

The best we have had

And now I'm so sad

Goodbye Margaret Thatcher, your Britains true saint x

 

You mean a quick visit back with a spoon

Just to wind us up and dance to your tune

I'm keeping stum

I won't be quarrelsome

You go now to mourn her, but come back soon :wave:

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I am sure and I know that it's true

That her death will be mourned by a few

I do not give tuppence

She got her comeuppance

At the hands of the rest of her crew

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It's all going off down the Lane

They've sacked the poor gaffer again

The last couple of years

Have been nothing but tears

While the club have been trapped on the wane.

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