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How very risque ! lol

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17 hours ago, Tacitus said:

How very risque ! lol

 

Not really Tacitus. I’m as pure as the driven slush, but like Snow White I drifted !

There’s lots of fake

news around,

The conspiracy theories abound

About the vaccine, 

But even our Queen,

Has been jabbed, so it must be sound !

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Pat, get down to the Lab,

Don't be late, you'll feel fab,

Dress up neat,

Your in for a treat,

George is waiting to give you a jab.

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If Clooney was at The Arena

Pat would be there and I'm sure I'd have seen her

Just one little prick

To prevent being sick

But a peck on the cheek would be sweeter !😍

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7 hours ago, Tacitus said:

If Clooney was at The Arena

Pat would be there and I'm sure I'd have seen her

Just one little prick

To prevent being sick

But a peck on the cheek would be sweeter !😍

Love it !!

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All I want is a beach somewhere,

Far away from this Covid scare,

With sea and clean fresh air,

Oh, wouldnt it be loverly !

 

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7 minutes ago, pattricia said:

All I want is a beach somewhere,

Far away from this Covid scare,

With sea and clean fresh air,

Oh, wouldnt it be loverly !

 

Pat wants to find a secluded cove,

Where she can lay and fondle George,

She's of to Cleethorpes,

To build up her hopes,

All she'll find their is a lovable rogue.

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No more lockdowns or threats of fines.

No more flip charts to blow our minds

Just sand and waving pines,

Oh, wouldn’t it be lovely.

Lovely just to go out to eat,

Even a Costa would be a treat,

Warm face, warm hands, warm feet,

Oh, wouldn’t it be lovely,

To see a smile without a mask,

To walk together, sit on the grass,

Lets hope this comes to pass,

Oh wouldn’t it be loverly,

Loverly, loverly,loverly.

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My house now smells ok,

I've used lots of lovely air spray,

Thought my husband was rotting,

My stomach was knotting,

I never want an action replay.

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Posted (edited)
32 minutes ago, francypants said:

My house now smells ok,

I've used lots of lovely air spray,

Thought my husband was rotting,

My stomach was knotting,

I never want an action replay.

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:.

 

Thank goodness he didn't poo,

That would have been a too do,

I know it sounds absurd,

But he could have left you a turd,

Then what would you have done, Sue.

Edited by Padders

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We'd have laughed even more,

He's done that before,

It's quite an easy thing to do,

Have you never followed through ?

What starts as a fart, ends as a poo.    🤣

 

 

 

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