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The old folk once called Baby Boomers

Have now become online consumers,

They are as busy as bees,

On iPhones and PCs,

And they’re joining the

Skypers and Zoomers.

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This lockdown has got me floored,

I've read all the books that I stored,

And even at stages,

I've been reading Yellow pages,

Do you think I'm a tiny bit bored.

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No, you're just a big nit,

Nowt you can do about it,

The men in white coats,

Have been reading your notes,

They'll be round at your house in a bit.             😵

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I used to go down to the pub,

For a chat, a drink, and some grub,

Now that bug is about,

I'm not allowed out,

So I've joined the "stay at home club"

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Oh my goodness me,

My husband feels guilty,

He broke a full bottle of gin,

It's now in the bin,

Never mind, I said with a grin.     😁

 

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7 minutes ago, francypants said:

Oh my goodness me,

My husband feels guilty,

He broke a full bottle of gin,

It's now in the bin,

Never mind, I said with a grin.     😁

 

And so he should,

I know I would,

That's very inept,

Put him on the naughty step,

And clout him with a piece of wood.

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There was an old man of Nantucket

Who kept all his cash in a bucket.

Till his daughter, called Nan,

Ran off with a man

And as for the bucket, Nantucket,

 

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George Clooney is my idea of heaven,

Says he’s sad and in bed by eleven,

So I’m going to phone to say 

“Don’t  be alone,”

Im available twenty four seven !

 

 

Edited by pattricia

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George turned up at Pats by consent,

So she put on her best scent,

But it's colour and size,

Bedazzled her eyes,

So instead of coming he went.

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