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Tell us a Limerick (Part 9)

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19 minutes ago, pattricia said:

Wow ! Didn’t know I’d got it in me ! 

Please don't say that to George Clooney :shakes:.

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Disappointed, that's me,

Snow forecast by the BBC,

That weatherman Paul,

Needs a snowball,

Sticking up where he cannot see.      🤣

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1 hour ago, Padders said:

Please don't say that to George Clooney :shakes:.

I told him to meet me in the bedroom tonight, and bring the cattle prod!

1 hour ago, francypants said:

Disappointed, that's me,

Snow forecast by the BBC,

That weatherman Paul,

Needs a snowball,

Sticking up where he cannot see.      🤣

Fantastic Limerick francy.!

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4 hours ago, francypants said:

Disappointed, that's me,

Snow forecast by the BBC,

That weatherman Paul,

Needs a snowball,

Sticking up where he cannot see.      🤣

Paul Hudson has no skill,

Just doesn't know the drill,

He's not very bright,

Forecast snow last night,

Bring back Ian Macaskill.

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On 15/01/2021 at 18:24, francypants said:

Oh Pads you do make me laugh,

I'll have that as my epitaph,

You must have done it with the speed of light,

Wouldn't want to get frostbite,

Just hope nobody took a photograph.

 

 

 

Now there's an image !!!

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Our Pattie is feeling the chill,

But her long Johns still give George a thrill

As he peels them away,

He shouts out “ Whey Hey “

Do they make these in red with a frill ?

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14 hours ago, pattricia said:

Our Pattie is feeling the chill,

But her long Johns still give George a thrill

As he peels them away,

He shouts out “ Whey Hey “

Do they make these in red with a frill ?

Think our Pat is suffering from lockdown,

Wearing long Johns, what a clown,

Want to give George a thrill,

Then wear summat to kill,

Try a sexy nightgown.

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I got my Covid letter today,

Overjoyed I shouted Hurray,

A little prick,

Should do the trick,

And stop me getting very sick.          :banana:

 

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We are all very glad

That daughter has been jabbed

And got a text today

I'm happy to say

That on Saturday it will be her Dad.

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It’s hard to believe that he’s gone,

Throughout the pandemic he shone,

But never say die,

For somewhere up high,

Dear Captain Sir Tom still walks on.

 

 

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5 hours ago, pattricia said:

It’s hard to believe that he’s gone,

Throughout the pandemic he shone,

But never say die,

For somewhere up high,

Dear Captain Sir Tom still walks on.

 

 

Pat doesn't miss a trick,

That's a very good limerick,

Her tribute to Captain Tom,

Is second to none,

Good, clever, and very slick.

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