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Pad's is trying to woo Nikki,

He's finding it a bit tricky,

He tried it with Pat,

But that's fallen flat,

Maybe he's being too picky.

 

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I"ve tried it on with Nikki Red,

But she won"t appear on keep counting thread,

Pats gone looney,

Over George Clooney,

What chance have I, enough said.

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I was sat on the toilet last night,

Everything was going alright,

When a massive spider, moving so quick,

Came running towards me, it's legs were so thick,

It gave me a terrible fright.     :gag:           🕷️

 

 

 

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Ha Ha, Francy"s having a poo,

Oh dear, what a to do,

Sat on the throne,

She gave out a groan,

When a spider came and went  Boo!

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It really did make me jump,

I didn't manage a dump,

You shouldn't make fun,

Cause when all's said and done,

I only had time for a trump.     😩

 

 

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41 minutes ago, francypants said:

It really did make me jump,

I didn't manage a dump,

You shouldn't make fun,

Cause when all's said and done,

I only had time for a trump.     😩

 

 

🤣 Francy you really do make me laugh.

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My son has just adopted two cats

They're father and son how about that

The son is very very naughty

His father is quiet and haughty

So when the son misbehaves he gets a big bat.

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Can I just mention,

Iv"e been trying for Trish"s attention,

But I must confess,

Without any success,

And its all with good intention.

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I think you're flogging a dead horse,

I ought to tell you because,

With one man she's obsessed,

To this she's confessed,

Maybe you ought to change course.

 

 

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Yea, think I will get on mi bike,

I think your probably right,

It"s only me Padders,

Plenty of good manners.

What is their not to like?

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I"m feeling rather strange,

Think I"m getting deranged,

Some one with not a lot,

Must have thought, I"ve hit the jackpot,

As they walked away with my change.

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Oh dear, our Jane is in bits,

£16-40 for fish and chips,

Pete"s not too pleased,

A table spoon full of peas,

What a couple of twits.

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