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Pad's is trying to woo Nikki,

He's finding it a bit tricky,

He tried it with Pat,

But that's fallen flat,

Maybe he's being too picky.

 

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I"ve tried it on with Nikki Red,

But she won"t appear on keep counting thread,

Pats gone looney,

Over George Clooney,

What chance have I, enough said.

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I was sat on the toilet last night,

Everything was going alright,

When a massive spider, moving so quick,

Came running towards me, it's legs were so thick,

It gave me a terrible fright.     :gag:           🕷️

 

 

 

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Ha Ha, Francy"s having a poo,

Oh dear, what a to do,

Sat on the throne,

She gave out a groan,

When a spider came and went  Boo!

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It really did make me jump,

I didn't manage a dump,

You shouldn't make fun,

Cause when all's said and done,

I only had time for a trump.     😩

 

 

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41 minutes ago, francypants said:

It really did make me jump,

I didn't manage a dump,

You shouldn't make fun,

Cause when all's said and done,

I only had time for a trump.     😩

 

 

🤣 Francy you really do make me laugh.

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