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Oh, Padders you're full of romance

Now if you'd mentioned the capital of France

The city of love

Looked down on from above

Blackpool just blew you your chance

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Ok ok, one last wish, 

Can I meet the lovely Trish,

My dreams would come real,

When I take her for a meal,

And it would be somewhere swish.

 

 

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Hello, I"ve got a question,

In bed I had indigestion,

Could not sleep right,

I was up all night,

Anyone got a suggestion.

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There was a young Lady named Jill,

who tried a Stick of Dynamite for a thrill,

her Vagina ended up in North Carolina

and parts of her Tits ended up in Brazil.

 

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Rudds does"nt have much luck,

Its too windy to drive his truck,

His latest idea,

Was to shop at ikea,

Even that knocked off his duck.

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In this wind Pad's hat went flying,

Now then this needs rectifying,

Tonight whilst I sip my gin,

I'll knit him a hat which ties under his chin,

Unless he likes his hair blowdrying ............

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Thanks Fran, that will cover my thatch,

And nobody will see my bald patch,

Its more than a breeze,

And makes my neck freeze,

So knit me a scarf to match.

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Ok Pads, I'll knit them tonight,

one thing though..... I'll be polite ......

Is your head small,

Or like a football ?

Size matters, it's got to fit right.

 

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Some people on this thread,

Like to say I"ve got a big head,

This I dispute,

It"s small and quite cute,

A little one will give me street cred.

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Right, a little one it will be,

I'll start on it after my tea,

Do you want striped or plain,

Should you run it past Jane ?

Or will you leave it to me ?

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Do what you think is right,

But don"t make it too tight,

I like plenty of space,

To expose my handsome face,

Will it be ready tomorrow night.

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You want one like old Davy Crocket

Its stylish and no one would mock it

A confident male

With a a cool furry tail

As long as Francy don’t dock it

 

 

 

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