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Oh dear I’ve had far too much cake

My jeans say I’m putting on weight

Bulging out of my sandals

I’ve developed love handles

My next party might just be my wake

 

5 walks a week’s what I need

Instead of five walks,it’s five feeds

Some change is required

My brains now hard wired

To excercise not to sprout weeds

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Rudds has got us all guessing,

If it's true it might be distressing,

Says he's seen a dead body,

Or he's had too much Toddy,

Could be that he's only just messing.

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I hope that Rudds is OK

It happened to me one day

For years I couldn't see

A falling body

Even on the TV

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Been shopping for this and that,

Bought myself a nice party hat,   :partyhat:

Thought I would get Francy a nice little treat,

So I"ve got her a tin of quality street, 🍬

Hope she enjoys them and does"nt get fat.                                                                               

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So Christmas is over at last

For January I’ll Just have to fast

Mince pies are all gone

I’ve put on a ton

But boy, have I had a blast?

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We’ve reason to feel very perky

The dogs had the last of the turkey.

We’ve had sandwiches ,curry

And a soup like a slurry

And for supper we had turkey jerky.

 

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Well I know its not great,

But I"ve eaten all the cake,

Then I started on the Xmas pud,

I know that's not good.

And now I"ve got to get back into shape.

 

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Pads.....

 

Thank you for my Quality Street,

I thought that was very sweet,

It's a shame you're not drinking,

Because I was thinking,

Let's go to the pub for a treat.

 

 

 

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Fran, later in the year,

When I"m back on the beer,

It would be very nice,

Not once, but twice,

To a pub that's cosy and nice.

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Padders said:

nice.

 

2 hours ago, Padders said:

 

 

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Edited by Padders
mistake.

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Fran, maybe sometime next year,

When I"m back on the beer,

We will go somewhere nice,

Not once but twice,

A cosy pub that's not too dear.

 

2 hours ago, Padders said:



 

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Been trying to get rid of a limerick,

I just can"t do the trick,

I"ve made a mess,

But tried my best,

I must be a bit thick.

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