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The sink cure iv"e put on hold,

Your feet will have to stay cold,

Fancy getting your toe stuck,

You don"t seem to have much luck,

Maybe your getting too old.

 

 

 

Yes I think you might be right,

A bad idea with hindsight,

I must think on,

I'm not twenty one,

So I'll just have to put up with frostbite. :hihi:

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Fran, you"ll do yourself harm,

Settle down and try to stay calm,

Stop being a drama queen,

It makes us want to scream,

Summers coming, then they"ll get warm.

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Christmas was wonderful, now it's past,

Santa came at long last,

Beautiful food, gifts galore,

Shared with the people I adore,

Just a shame it went so fast.

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Christmas was wonderful, now it's past,

Santa came at long last,

Beautiful food, gifts galore,

Shared with the people I adore,

Just a shame it went so fast.

 

Bet you’ve put on a stone or two.

With all that food to chew.

I’ll try and say it quiet

You better go on a diet,

Festive eating, you’ll begin to rue.

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Steptoe !!!!!

 

 

Hello stranger, how are you ?

Popping up out of the blue,

I've missed you Steptoe,

Where did you go ?

Please stick around, play, like we used to. :thumbsup:

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Francy, who is this Steptoe,

Is he a friend or a foe,

Did he post on the forum,

Using wit and decorum,

I'm curious, would like to know.

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Steptoe !!!!!

 

 

Hello stranger, how are you ?

Popping up out of the blue,

I've missed you Steptoe,

Where did you go ?

Please stick around, play, like we used to. :thumbsup:

 

Hi is your wind situation under control,

I’ve been away, but now on parole.

Free to roam, with my horse and cart,

You see my lawyer, is as sharp as a dart,

Seems he’s got me out of a very big hole.

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Padders asked of you Steptoe,

If you are friend or foe,

How do I say,

In a nice way,

It's for him to find out and me to know.

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is this the last at this time?

with nobody penning a rhyme

i hope it's not true

cause give it it's due

it really would be a crime.

 

---------- Post added 30-01-2018 at 17:42 ----------

 

can no one give us a rhyme

it really doesn't take time

just 5 lines of verse

you really not worse

than me cause i ain't worth a dime.

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OK, you want another ditty,

I'm afraid that's a pity,

I'm getting too old,

Or so Iv"e been told,

So its going to be a bit tricky.

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Pads,

 

You're not past it,

Not one bit,

I've heard you're Superman,

Muscles bulging, lovely tan,

You must be rather fit.

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Oh Francy don't give him a big head

With all the things that you've said

Our Pads needs to know

That we love him so

But not by lies that we've fed

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