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I'm glad owd Rossys back on his old form:D

The naughty step was feeling all forlorn:help:

We'll have 'em eating humble pie:D

In the mere twinkling of an eye:suspect:

Or they may wish they'd not been born:love::love:

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There once was a turtle named Shel

Who made his poor owners life hell

Each day without fail

He'd be out on the ale

And come home hissed and out of his shell.

 

He's up for adoption is Shell

You can have his tank as well

The shipping's free

Across the sea

What's your address? do tell :D

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:cry: I'm a poor little orphan, my mummy doesn't want me:help:

She's planning to send me on a trip across the big sea:help:

I've packed my shell suit, and my life jacket:P

I might be able to hitch ride on a steam packet:suspect:

I'm going to stay with my Auntie Lin - fish'n'chips for tea:hihi::hihi:

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Be careful who takes poor old Shel,

Turtle soup is a treat I've heard tell

Between you and me

Auntie Lin's.........for tea?

This might not turn out very well!

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Lin loves all animals, doesn't she? :suspect:

She wouldn't eat him just 'cause he's free

I'd better think twice

It wouldn't be nice

Her to eat him for tea and pretend he's sushi :o

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You've got me all wrong - I would welcome little Sheldon:D

Buy him his des res of a tank and a friend of his own:D

So that he would not be an orphan:help:

He knows he would not be put in pan:D

In the summer I'd even let him have a run on the lawn:hihi::hihi:

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You've got me all wrong - I would welcome little Sheldon:D

Buy him his des res of a tank and a friend of his own:D

So that he would not be an orphan:help:

He knows he would not be put in pan:D

In the summer I'd even let him have a run on the lawn:hihi:

 

Would sheldon's friend be a dog

Or a man who's now a frog :suspect:

Are you to be trusted

It won't cut the mustard

If he's mauled by a mangy old mog.:rant::hihi:

Edited by Joto

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My dog Buddy's a real good mate

He asks for nothing but food on his plate

Then he'll just wag his tail

And it never does fail

To make me smile and feel just great.

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Perhaps you would like to adopt poor old Sheldon:help:

A homeless turtle without a dad or even a mum:cry:

They went and cast him adrift:suspect:

Without a bye your leave or gift:cry:

He's looking for a big old Sheffield welcome:D:love:

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Now Sheldon has a new friend called Myrtle, :love:

She's a Sheffield born and bred Turtle, :thumbsup:

But they need a new tank, :help:

The other one stank! :gag:

And somewhere to hide whilst they...erm....furtle? :suspect:

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:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi: Brilliant Merlina

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Furtle is a funny word merl

Is it done by a boy and a girl?

Or is it only a turtle

That likes a quick furtle

If not I might give it a whirl

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