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Tell us a Limerick (Part 9)

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Oh, Padders you're full of romance

Now if you'd mentioned the capital of France

The city of love

Looked down on from above

Blackpool just blew you your chance

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Ok ok, one last wish, 

Can I meet the lovely Trish,

My dreams would come real,

When I take her for a meal,

And it would be somewhere swish.

 

 

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Hello, I"ve got a question,

In bed I had indigestion,

Could not sleep right,

I was up all night,

Anyone got a suggestion.

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There was a young Lady named Jill,

who tried a Stick of Dynamite for a thrill,

her Vagina ended up in North Carolina

and parts of her Tits ended up in Brazil.

 

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