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20 hours ago, Padders said:

Been trying to get rid of a limerick,

I just can"t do the trick,

I"ve made a mess,

But tried my best,

I must be a bit thick.

Worse things happen at' mill,

I think you're rather brill,

You make me laugh,

When you make a gaffe,

That in itself is quite a skill.

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Thanks Fran, you"ve given me hope,

I"m not a Joe Soap,

I was getting despondent,

Lacking in confidence,

But now I know, I"m not such a dope.

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Padders.......

 

I've knitted your balaclava,

Ready for your heist palaver,

It would be wise,

To try it for size,

No charge, just a bottle of Cava.

 

 

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Pads may be planning to ransack

A lorry from the back

But I think he'd rather 

not pay for the cava

Opening his wallet, he has'nt the knack

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Padders messed up Big Time,

Trying to pull off a crime,

He blamed it on me,

Cos he couldn't see,

He should stick to being in Pantomime.        🤭

 

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Old Pads can be a bit cranky

He's thin and a bit lanky

His jokes are lame

But he'd make a good dame

As laundress the good widow twanky

 

 

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Jane I have heard a whisper,

That your just an old spinster,

So in this day and age,

Come join me on stage,

You"d make a good ugly sister.

 

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Pork joint today for dinner,

In our house it's always a winner,

The crackling was yummy,

It's now in my tummy,

Not good if you're wanting to get thinner.        ☺️

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Francy, can I buy you a glass of wine,

Take you out and make you mine,

I want to kiss your tender lips,

Then treat you to fish n chips,

Please say you"ll be my valentine.

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How sweet Pads

 

I love you I love you I love you almighty

I wish your pyjamas were next to my nightie

Don't be mistaken

Don't be misled

I mean on the clothes line and not in the bed

 

Not really a limerick and not original

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Padders ........

 

What a lovely thing to say,

You really made my day,

Fish, chips, a glass of wine,

Suits me fine,

And for desert .......  well come what may !!

 

🤭

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ah, Jane you are so sweet,

So I"ve got you a little treat,

Francy will find it a bit tough,

lets go on the tunnel of love,

A day out at Blackpool pleasure beach.

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