rossyrooney #1 Posted March 26, 2013 Jim,you're breath of fresh air And your rhymes are posted with flair But one things a chuckle Another's near the knuckle So please mate,just have a care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jim Stark #2 Posted March 26, 2013 All my limericks are wrote fair and kind But, if it's an innuendo that you find Then the answer is true It's not me, but you And the problem is in your own mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
denlin #3 Posted March 26, 2013 A tree is the best place for you I'm thinking dear:suspect: Because you're BARKing and I'm off outta here:help: Before you read this ditty:D And I'm ever so witty:roll: And you tell me to take a long walk off short pier:hihi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jim Stark #4 Posted March 26, 2013 I'll never tell you to walk off a pier As a friend, I hold you so dear Your ever so nice Like old fashioned spice So don't go away, please stay near x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
denlin #5 Posted March 26, 2013 I wasn't deserting the thread Jim me owd lad:D Dun't ever think that tha really gets me mad:rant: It's all said in complete fun dear:D Some of best forummers on here:suspect: But if tha gets too cheeky you'll be on lily pad:hihi: (In the middle of Dam Flask) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
rossyrooney #6 Posted March 27, 2013 Believe it or not it's part nine And the limerick thread is still fine So let's all give a hand To the threads merry band And maybe neck down the odd wine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joanl #7 Posted March 27, 2013 My toe hurts and so does my head, I wish it was time for my bed. But still much to do then dinner just for us two still better be busy than dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
denlin #8 Posted March 27, 2013 Tha'll wonder if the latter is true Auntie Joan:D When in August you'll find you're not alone:suspect: Two visitors from another place:D Are on way to invade your space:help: What a relief it will be when they're gone:hihi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jim Stark #9 Posted March 27, 2013 Joan. Please no talk of head, you'll upset our Ross For the forum Mrs Whitehouse, he thinks he's the boss So watch what you say No double meanings per say Or your mouth he will scrub and then floss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
rossyrooney #10 Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) ............................... Edited March 27, 2013 by rossyrooney Didn't rhyme. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
jane2008 #11 Posted March 27, 2013 Joan. Please no talk of head, you'll upset our Ross For the forum Mrs Whitehouse, he thinks he's the boss So watch what you say No double meanings per say Or your mouth he will scrub and then floss The bosses on here are the witches Who slug gallons of wine by the pitchers No man shall rule The rhyming school Try, and they'll end up in the ditches Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
mort #12 Posted March 27, 2013 I'll remind you all that the forum has a family friendly policy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...