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Tell us a Limerick (Part 9)

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Jim,you're breath of fresh air

And your rhymes are posted with flair

But one things a chuckle

Another's near the knuckle

So please mate,just have a care.

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All my limericks are wrote fair and kind

But, if it's an innuendo that you find

Then the answer is true

It's not me, but you

And the problem is in your own mind :D

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A tree is the best place for you I'm thinking dear:suspect:

Because you're BARKing and I'm off outta here:help:

Before you read this ditty:D

And I'm ever so witty:roll:

And you tell me to take a long walk off short pier:hihi::hihi:

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I'll never tell you to walk off a pier

As a friend, I hold you so dear

Your ever so nice

Like old fashioned spice

So don't go away, please stay near x

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I wasn't deserting the thread Jim me owd lad:D

Dun't ever think that tha really gets me mad:rant:

It's all said in complete fun dear:D

Some of best forummers on here:suspect:

But if tha gets too cheeky you'll be on lily pad:hihi::hihi:

 

(In the middle of Dam Flask)

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Believe it or not it's part nine

And the limerick thread is still fine

So let's all give a hand

To the threads merry band

And maybe neck down the odd wine.

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My toe hurts and so does my head,

I wish it was time for my bed.

But still much to do

then dinner just for us two

still better be busy than dead.

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Tha'll wonder if the latter is true Auntie Joan:D

When in August you'll find you're not alone:suspect:

Two visitors from another place:D

Are on way to invade your space:help:

What a relief it will be when they're gone:hihi::hihi:

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Joan. Please no talk of head, you'll upset our Ross

For the forum Mrs Whitehouse, he thinks he's the boss

So watch what you say

No double meanings per say

Or your mouth he will scrub and then floss

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Edited by rossyrooney
Didn't rhyme.

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Joan. Please no talk of head, you'll upset our Ross

For the forum Mrs Whitehouse, he thinks he's the boss

So watch what you say

No double meanings per say

Or your mouth he will scrub and then floss

 

The bosses on here are the witches

Who slug gallons of wine by the pitchers

No man shall rule

The rhyming school

Try, and they'll end up in the ditches

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I'll remind you all that the forum has a family friendly policy.

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