sined15712   10 #25 Posted December 17, 2012 I was only thinking that saying today another one was if tha dunt behave ill knock thee inta next week ???????? lololol ---------- Post added 17-12-2012 at 21:51 ----------  This is another one .......... make sure thas got clean knickers on cos tha never nose if thy has an accident ...............x  ---------- Post added 17-12-2012 at 21:51 ----------  ooooooooo and this one  Thas like a pig in a poke  My gran used to say Heees like a pig in muck he is.:hihi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
sand_dollars   10 #26 Posted December 17, 2012 My gran used to say Heees like a pig in muck he is.:hihi:  Amazing how all these saying come flooding back thas got a tide mark round thee neck so big tha could park a boat theer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hillsbro   28 #27 Posted December 18, 2012 "Their cat run up our entry" - a distant relative.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
DUFFEMS Â Â 55 #28 Posted December 18, 2012 "Up shah's a**e on't second shelf" was the answer given when you asked where something was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
old tup   30 #29 Posted December 18, 2012 When someone was a tad outspoken"Thars got a gob like a parish oven",another quaint rustic saying about someones apearance,if they were thin"He,s like a streak of p---".If bowlegged"I bet he couldn,t stop a pig in an entry!",if a little bit plump "He can eiht two tayters more than a pig!".Describing having sex with a loose woman"It wo like chuckin a woodbine up an entry!",having sex wearing a condom"Its like gettin bathed wi de socks on!".:hihi:  ---------- Post added 18-12-2012 at 15:52 ----------  When someone had the bad manners to trump in company it was"Call out Brown your through!",or "Stand up Brown for Talking!"or "Is that you Brown?".Another one"It,l take a lot o glue to stick that back together!":thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Mr Pops   10 #30 Posted December 18, 2012 Nowhere to sit,my dad used to say "stick ya thumb up ya a.se and sit on ya elbow"??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Plain Talker   11 #31 Posted December 18, 2012 "Their cat run up our entry" - a distant relative..  In our family it was that "their cat pee'd up our entry! lol  "Up shah's a**e on't second shelf" was the answer given when you asked where something was.  In our house it was "Up 't pig's backside on't second shelf"  When someone had the bad manners to trump in company it was"Call out Brown your through!",or "Stand up Brown for Talking!"or "Is that you Brown?".Another one"It,l take a lot o glue to stick that back together!":thumbsup:  My mum had quite coarse comments when wind was broken... *cough*  if it smelt badly, it was "I should wipe me ar$e and call that one a $--t if I were you!"  or "God! Anyone that tekks two sniffs o' that is a greedy beggar!"  If She had made the bad smell, herself, it was "Eh, tek deep breaths and it'll soon go away!"  My dad's response, on breaking wind was "Good Ar$e!"  Chez Talker it's "More tea, Vicar...?" "No thanks, it makes me fart!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
grinder   10 #32 Posted December 18, 2012 (edited) When someone did some thing considered strange -  "This nowt so queer as folk ".... Edited December 18, 2012 by grinder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
sined15712 Â Â 10 #33 Posted December 18, 2012 In the sixties when a girl waked past with a mini skirt on my mam said. Look at her showing off mondays washin .:o:o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
sand_dollars   10 #34 Posted December 18, 2012 My gran when she farted used to say wheres them ducks lololololol:hihi::hihi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
handypandy   14 #35 Posted December 19, 2012 My grandad, described a local woman with suspect morals, as the Christmas Gal.  Christmas Gal??  "Yes son.........Goodwill to all men" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
grinder   10 #36 Posted December 19, 2012 My granddad never went to the Doctors, it was always the Quacks ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...