And the Next Football boss to be sacked/resign is ..

[Thirsty Relic]

2 hours ago, Baron99 said:

......... If it happens, I'm changing my nationality. 

Hang on - I'm not sure you can do that!  Well, unless you are an English footballer and drink a pint or 2 of Guinness and join the Irish - but even that was a few years ago.  Not sure if there is another way.  However, I get the idea. 

 

For what it's worth, I think he'll take stock of the squad, promote a few youngsters, use his contacts to get in some loan players from PL clubs, and perhaps even get them to the Play-Offs.  Don't forget the recent cup runs, so the squad can't be as bad as their league position indicates.

[Padders]

22 minutes ago, Thirsty Relic said:

Hang on - I'm not sure you can do that!  Well, unless you are an English footballer and drink a pint or 2 of Guinness and join the Irish - but even that was a few years ago.  Not sure if there is another way.  However, I get the idea. 

 

For what it's worth, I think he'll take stock of the squad, promote a few youngsters, use his contacts to get in some loan players from PL clubs, and perhaps even get them to the Play-Offs.  Don't forget the recent cup runs, so the squad can't be as bad as their league position indicates.

Good evening Thirsty.

You seem to know a lot about football.

The "Padders Bar" football team are currently languishing in the relegation zone of the Longley league 3rd division.

Johnny Longprong our main striker is not scoring.

What we need is a new manager, Ivor Ardon is not getting the lads to score.

Would you consider being our new manager?

 

[hackey lad]

2 hours ago, Padders said:

Good evening Thirsty.

You seem to know a lot about football.

The "Padders Bar" football team are currently languishing in the relegation zone of the Longley league 3rd division.

Johnny Longprong our main striker is not scoring.

What we need is a new manager, Ivor Ardon is not getting the lads to score.

Would you consider being our new manager?

 

Mr Longprong failing in the box is a big problem. 

[Thirsty Relic]

11 hours ago, Padders said:

Good evening Thirsty.

You seem to know a lot about football.

The "Padders Bar" football team are currently languishing in the relegation zone of the Longley league 3rd division.

Johnny Longprong our main striker is not scoring.

What we need is a new manager, Ivor Ardon is not getting the lads to score.

Would you consider being our new manager?

 

Due to other commitments, I'd not be able to devote as much time to the job, so I'll have to decline, but..... I'd be willing to join the coaching setup as and when available.  Not sure if I could help the strikers as I was mainly a defender as a player, but if you feel I could help and Ivor is OK with it, I could possibly help out?

[Longcol]

On 27/11/2024 at 09:03, ukdobby said:

Rooney next mind you he’ll get a job with the other failures on Sky.

 

Only a footy mastermind like Roon Wayney could manage a team to a goal difference of  -20 in 18 games - 8 worse than the bottom of the league, 11 worse than Hull, one place below them.

[ukdobby]

6 hours ago, Longcol said:

 

Only a footy mastermind like Roon Wayney could manage a team to a goal difference of  -20 in 18 games - 8 worse than the bottom of the league, 11 worse than Hull, one place below them.

Then he’ll get sack and move to Sky to tell us all how to play the game like Neville does.