Plain Talker   11 #85 Posted October 12, 2012 Sorroy:loopy:  what? sorry for using an "Automatic Teller Machine-Machine"? or for using the "Automatic Teller Machine-Machine"? to input your PIN Number ?(Your "Personal Identification Number-Number"?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
peewee84 Â Â 10 #86 Posted October 12, 2012 My sister on the beach in Spain: "I've already put factor 20 on, if I put 15 on top, will that make it 35?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
peewee84 Â Â 10 #87 Posted October 12, 2012 My friend's 80 something year old nan in the back of the car on a trip to Spain after receiving a text message on her mobile: Â "A text from Vodafone.....Welcome to Spain......well how the f*** do they know I'm here?" Â Aparently they had to pull the car over because the driver couldn't breathe from laughing so hard.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
muddycoffee   10 #88 Posted October 12, 2012 What a strange physiology you must have. jb   So you are saying that when you breathe out (exhale, expire), and evacuate your lungs, then your chest expands ?  If so, Your the one that has the strange Physiology. And I suggest you get your GP to refer you to the Pulmonary Function Unit at the Northern General Hospital for further investigation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
PeteMorris   10 #89 Posted October 12, 2012 When people say "breethe in" when they wish you to squeeze into a small space such as a crowded lift or through a small gap. What they should say is "breethe out" as with empty lungs, your body is going to be smaller.  What a strange physiology you must have. jb  Well in a weird way you're both right. I just tried it. If you inhale deeply, although it fills your lungs it does have the effect of pulling your tummy in. By the same token if you exhale and completely empty your lungs, you have no choice, your stomach (belly) gets pulled in too.  Speaking personally, I think I would rather use the inhale method. It does expand your chest, but also pulls the tummy in. Whereas exhaling takes some effort before your stomach pulls inward.  Very scientific eh?.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
kingfisher   10 #90 Posted October 12, 2012 George Osburne "Where all in this together" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Mikes10 Â Â 10 #91 Posted October 12, 2012 Whilst at the dentist and having been given anaesthetic, the dentist was merrily using the ultrasonic cleaner and the assistant had the vacuum tube in my mouth, the dentist said 'Breath in through your nose and out through your mouth' and then asked 'is everything ok?' Â I replied 'Argh.. argh.. argh', in a sort of gurgling sound. Â The dentist said 'Good, you are doing fine' Â So what does 'Argh.. argh.. argh' mean to a dentist? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
taxman   12 #92 Posted October 12, 2012 "If he hadn't have been running, they wouldn't have shot him"  re Jean Charles de Menezes  It was such an ignorant comment I just couldn't bring myself to waste energy correcting it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
PaliRichard   10 #93 Posted October 12, 2012 This is true (you really would have to meet her)  My colleague and his girlfriend were watching the film 'Avatar' and about half way through she asked him, genuinely asked him mind, if it was based on a true story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
rosemary19 Â Â 10 #94 Posted October 12, 2012 Â My colleague and his girlfriend were watching the film 'Avatar' and about half way through she asked him, genuinely asked him mind, if it was based on a true story. Wasn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
shanes teeth   10 #95 Posted October 12, 2012 The food was awful and the portions were tiny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Expat owl   10 #96 Posted October 12, 2012 Quote: Originally Posted by Titanic99 Perhaps if this government used some of the wealth created by the last government we wouldn't be needing to make them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...