Sir_Nigel 10 #1 Posted September 13, 2012 (edited) I don’t know if anyone’s heard but they’ve just dug up Richard the Third Discovered, along with his jester, under a car park in Leicester. A murderous villain , we judge with a hump and a limp and a grudge. He may or may not have been bad (it was a terrible press that he had) but he plotted his way to the crown and in battle was swiftly brought down. They found a large wound to his head and an arrow still in him they said. They’re now thinking more of a lump than that silly, unwieldy hump. And they’ve taken his DNA so they might re-create him one day to machinate who he’d now put head first in a malmsey butt or to prove, in some sciencey way that he wasn’t as bad as they say. The search isn’t over of course ‘cos they’ve still gotta look for his horse. I admit, and I’m sure you know why, that dead jester part was a lie. I’m a poet but rather a weary ‘un but you gotta admit – it’s Shakespearean. Edited September 19, 2012 by Sir_Nigel revised slightly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
G12Ravda 10 #2 Posted September 14, 2012 I don’t know if anyone’s heard but they’ve just dug up Richard the Third Discovered, along with his jester, under a car park in Leicester. He may or may not have been bad (it was a terrble press that he had) but he plotted his way to the crown and in battle was swiftly brought down. They found a large wound to his head and an arrow still in him they said. No hump – for his shoulders looked fine but he had something wrong with his spine His infamous story would last though he made the dogs bark as he passed. The search isn’t over of course ‘cos they’ve still gotta look for his horse. I admit, and I’m sure you know why, that dead jester part was a lie. I’m a poet but rather a weary ‘un but you gotta admit – it’s Shakespearean. Excellent, Sir Nigel. Really on the ball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Akeem B 10 #3 Posted September 22, 2012 A username like Sir Nigel, and a poem called Richard The Third . . . you've got something going here, great stuff! Good humour as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
G12Ravda 10 #4 Posted December 9, 2012 Nice one Sir Nigel. Spot on the funny-bone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
astrols 10 #5 Posted March 29, 2015 4 people in Sheffield says it all! To say I am disgusted says it all! No slur on the 4 of course! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...