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I am a pleb

I beat a drum

I found myself at

Wimbledon

 

Being a thicket

Without a ticket

I paid nearly double

For the Mens' Doubles Final [a lotta trouble]

 

The seats were empty

I was shocked

Room there was plenty

The doors weren't locked

 

The wealthy

The priviledged

The famous weren't there

I did not care

 

Is that the kind of stuff? Something that tells you how I feel? My pain in every pore. I sweated blood over that one. Don't tell me about rhymming patterns! My art is laid bare as if in a window for all to see. Gone for a Burton.

 

I've already lost two ears in the cause of art.

 

The horror ...................... the horror of art.

 

And you who mock me ........... oh, ye of little faith. If it weren't for my crayons there'd be no comfort in this world. That and suduko.

 

Ah!,yes the simple things that make life worth living for....

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Mod's what happened to the latter part of this thread.The good bit.

 

Hello Mr Gobby,

 

We've had some complaints from other members, regarding the nature of recent comments. I decided that Owethemnowt's comments on this thread had crossed a line of bad taste and have temporarily hidden the sequence of bickering/witty banter. We have referred some of the comments to the forum administrators and will bow to their judgement and reinstate if necessary.

 

Cheers

 

Ron

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I am a pleb

I beat a drum

I found myself at

Wimbledon

 

Being a thicket

Without a ticket

I paid nearly double

For the Mens' Doubles Final [a lotta trouble]

 

The seats were empty

I was shocked

Room there was plenty

The doors weren't locked

 

The wealthy

The priviledged

The famous weren't there

I did not care

 

Is that the kind of stuff?

 

Not really, I was thinking that it might have been an opportunity to make a statement about the elitist nature of sporting events like Wimbledon. Having said that, your poem does have its moments e.g. "Being a thicket, without a ticket" has some comic potential.

 

Well done for having a go, though. Some of the poets on here make it look easy, but I know from my own feeble attempts that it isn't.

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Hello Mr Gobby,

 

We've had some complaints from other members, regarding the nature of recent comments. I decided that Owethemnowt's comments on this thread had crossed a line of bad taste and have temporarily hidden the sequence of bickering/witty banter. We have referred some of the comments to the forum administrators and will bow to their judgement and reinstate if necessary.

 

Cheers

 

Ron

 

Ron .

Thank's for your response.Perhaps it should be abolished to the forum rubbish bin and left there .

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