The Bigger Your Telly - The Thicker You Are?

[Bonzo77 13]

I reckon you (not you personally, Ramps) have to be a reyt twerp to have a big telly.

Don't even have one at home but tomorrow, I'm doing night shift at a certain IPTV broadcaster to make sure the plebs can watch repeats of daft Jean Claude van Damme films on demand and then try out his headlocks on their drunken wives.

 

To be honest and given half a chance, I would just blow it all up.

 

I reckon you (not you personally), have to be a reyt nonce to work for a IPTV broadcaster, on the night shift.

 

I'd rather be at home watching movies on my 50" TV with my family at night. Each to their own tho, eh?

[shims 10]

Funny how you have been inside every home on every council estate and floped your tape measure out.

 

Don't talk from your back side please, it's not pretty.

 

It's not hard to tell if you walk around the neighbourhood. You don't have to go inside a home to see a huge tv when it's on at all hours of the day.

[shims 10]

If television is the focus of your life I suppose you'll have a big one.

[lentenrose61 10]

Thank goodness I watch a 17inch portable in my kitchen most of the time because my other OAP half is in the living room watching a 32" TV:)

[RainbowAngel 10]

we have a 42" but its always got xbox on it, leaving me with either my laptop or my phone. so that must mean im brainy

[emma royd 10]

It's a woman that comes round to check my head out.

 

It sounds like she's needed even if she's not doing a very good job of it.

[Rampent 10]

It sounds like she's needed even if she's not doing a very good job of it.

 

You must have a small telly.

 

I reckon I'm well proven on this deal

[Rampent 10]

Bert - my ex mate might need your services. He has a mega telly and he never paided one note to that rip off landlord.

[Bonzo77 13]

Bert - my ex mate might need your services. He has a mega telly and he never paided one note to that rip off landlord.

 

Do you talk the same as you write?

[Rampent 10]

Do you talk the same as you write?

 

Like mumble? Yeah, what's wrong with that?

[Bonzo77 13]

Like mumble? Yeah, what's wrong with that?

 

No, it's not the mumbling. It's the totally miss spelling of words that I'm talking about.

 

I wouldn't usually comment, but when you start a thread about people being thick for having a big TV, I have to mention it.

[AJ sheffield 11]

Do you talk the same as you write?

 

Are you as hard as you act ?