Death's Sweet Voice

[mr_blue_owl 10]

Thanks for posting your poem, Mr Blue Owl. It struck some chords with me.

 

Hi Ron,

You are more than welcome

 

Best

Keith

[mr_blue_owl 10]

You have 2080 posts on Sheffield Forum and you're telling me to go out and get laid.

 

You recognise the irony in that, I take it.

 

Now, now girls - put your handbags away and take a chill pill:loopy:

[mr_blue_owl 10]

I shared the May prize with you

Its left me feeling blue

Owl Know not what to do

As my writing now seems tosh

Not one penny earned in dosh

And some pedlar of trite rhyme

Shares my prize held once devine

 

Oh my sleepless nights ensue

As I know not what to do

Chew the carpet - beat the wife

Have I ever known such strife

Caused by the rhyming twaddle

Of a nerd I'd glaldy throttle

Who by treat or trick

Serves up crass limerick

 

I think the point is made

Of a ryhme below the grade

That drones on and on

When even hope is gone

Of an ending to the line

And nothing writ is fine

And the meaning surely lost

Like an Easter bun is crossed

 

......... days later

I have met my alma mater

He was riding on a bus

Waiting for the terminus

The last stop heading West

Snugly warm in a string vest

Turning pages of a tome

Heading slowly back to home

 

I asked him what to do

As he departed the 22

Shocked at me waiting there

He had time to stand and stare

Come to the house man he said

We have tea and jam and bread

But I am light of appetite

But this poo-et you must smite

 

So the answer it was there

Did I really give a care

When di dee doh and da di da

Was rhymed with red and shiny star

It seems but that I can not write

When verse like this is not trite

And umpteen verses numb the brain

At least I didn't give up the day job and tell the boss where to stick it.

 

Oh my dear and fiddlesticks

I’ve been up to my dirty tricks

I post an ode instead of prose

It clearly got up someone’s nose

For now, to Owethemnowt’s surprise

I’ve hijacked half of his first prize

But please be thankful my old son

Half a loaf is better than none!

[xenia 11]

Now, now girls - put your handbags away and take a chill pill:loopy:

 

I am not a woman, only on saturday nights.

[mr_blue_owl 10]

I am not a woman, only on saturday nights.

 

Yeah I know that

Give us a kiss;)

[Owethemnowt 10]

Yeah I know that

Give us a kiss;)

 

Staggering!

 

The best thing you've produced.

 

Keep it up.

 

Yes you did steal half the loaf.

 

That's my point. I feel so disappointed to be judged on a par with that toilet drivel you produced. Seriously. It knocked me back minutes.

 

And that Bozo Tallyman doesn't understand satire - re: rizla paper and bus.

 

I realise I'm being read by serious minded no hopers who shrinking violet like are easily bruised.

 

May they be deep purple ones.

[Ron Blanco 10]

Owethemnowt, your grumpiness can be entertaining, but I think you could get your message across without insulting other group members. Constructive criticism is fair enough but we want to be supportive too.

[mr_blue_owl 10]

Owethemnowt, your grumpiness can be entertaining, but I think you could get your message across without insulting other group members. Constructive criticism is fair enough but we want to be supportive too.

 

It doesn't bother me Ron, I have better things to do than fret about childish insults from losers and trolls such as he.

I just feel very sad for someone with so much bitterness inside them.

Betcha he supports United too

[De Batz 10]

I don't really get why you'd post on here specifically to cause aggravation.

 

Or have I missed the essential point of the internet...? I wonder if Owethemnowt would behave in the same manner in person?

[Owethemnowt 10]

You spell manner Manor.

 

Who told you where I live?

 

So let me understand. It's a lovey page. Be a luvvie.

 

Trash is good. And good is missing.

 

Girl's have hand bags.

 

I know it doesn't rhyme but it scans well.

 

I was thinking of calling it A Midsommer Night's Dream of Murders. A defective story and an old lag, rose coloured, bit of a spectacle. I made it 6 lines as 5 would have me accussed of writing a Limerick. Not a very wise trick. As none are supporting of the shorts I am sporting but at least they are in good nick.

 

Post card answers only please.