Would anyone on here have the guts to ask someone out on a date

[shanes teeth 10]

my mate big tel used to have the 'magic touch' with the ladies - he reckoned his secret was to tell them about homer (the roman poet not the simpson) the fact that he was tall handsome and charming also helped.

 

he kept it up and is now divorced and single having told another man's wife about homer whilst married to a previous homer student.

 

Homer was Greek.Good job women are thick:hihi:

[Jag82 10]

Homer was Greek.Good job women are thick:hihi:

 

Probably confused Homer with the Greek poet Virgil.

[shanes teeth 10]

Probably confused Homer with the Greek poet Virgil.

 

:hihi:

[Jag82 10]

Can't whack the Classics as Del Boy would say.

[shanes teeth 10]

Can't whack the Classics as Del Boy would say.

 

Sorry,I thought you were being funny when you said that Virgil was a poet when we all know he was the pilot of Thunderbird 2.

[Resident 1,185]

whilst sober i.e. 8.30 in the morning whilst going to work?

 

I have, well it was around 7:30 in the morning, at a car boot sale of all places. It led to quite a serious relationship in which we moved in together.

 

Sadly she did something unbelievable 6 months after we moved in and it ended.

[Jag82 10]

Sorry,I thought you were being funny when you said that Virgil was a poet when we all know he was the pilot of Thunderbird 2.

 

Every time they took off if you listened carefully you would hear him say Per Ardua ad Astra in a barely disguised Greek accent:hihi:

[muckymurphy 10]

I have, well it was around 7:30 in the morning, at a car boot sale of all places. It led to quite a serious relationship in which we moved in together.

 

Sadly she did something unbelievable 6 months after we moved in and it ended.

 

what? she flogged all your stuff at a car boot?

[Waldo 96]

No, I wouldn't, I'm a despicable coward.

[ktuludays 10]

if i wasn't married then i would. life is too short for procrastination.

 

the worst that can happen is they say no!