Once a Northener always a northener

[ANNBEE 10]

I've just spent the last week on my hands and knees using vinegar and wate,r cleaning the walls and furniture of a house which was rented by smokers. I have an old friend and I know that when I go to see her she's cleaned her front step. When I return to my house in England the first thing I do is clean the front door.

You can take the girl out of Sheffield but you cannot take Sheffield out of the girl:

[chem1st 10]

How often you do your skirting boards?

 

Nowadays birds are mucky, not one of my ladyfriends has offered to clean my skirting boards.

[ANNBEE 10]

Maybe you haven't any!

[jane2008 15]

Aaaaaaaw Chem1st, if I was one of your lady friends I might offer to clean your skirting boards

[chem1st 10]

Aaaaaaaw Chem1st, if I was one of your lady friends I might offer to clean your skirting boards

 

Where can men with mucky skirting boards find women like you?

 

(FTR - my skirting boards have been cleaned this month - by me )

[shane39 10]

Where can men with mucky skirting boards find women like you?

 

(FTR - my skirting boards have been cleaned this month - by me )

 

What's all this about mucky girls in short skirts?? Show me show me.

[rubydazzler 11]

I didn't realise that you could even get hold of donkeystone or cardinal white step edging these days.

 

I don't think I've ever done either, clean the step or the door. It looks fine though, maybe the window cleaner does it?

[jane2008 15]

Where can men with mucky skirting boards find women like you?

 

(FTR - my skirting boards have been cleaned this month - by me )

 

In good old Sheffield, of course.

[chem1st 10]

What's all this about mucky girls in short skirts?? Show me show me.

 

I'm not sure if Annbee was wearing a short skirt when she cleaned the walls and furniture, but she must have got mucky, and she said she was on her hands and knees