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That's another fine mess that we're in

All her mates have appeared to help Lin

Its time to change tack

Get these crones off our back

Regroup and then come back to win.

 

---------- Post added 08-01-2013 at 16:04 ----------

 

Nice thinking to wave the white flag

Gives me time for some tea and a fag

It's bought us some time

To think up a rhyme

Let's hope that we don't hit a snag

 

A snag is what you have surely hit dear RJRB:suspect:

Rossys chucked in the towel and wheres Jim-my:suspect:

Stark when you need him matey:help:

He's left you to your own fatey:help:

I'd definitely do a runner if I were thee:hihi::hihi:

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I thought the men on here were all tough

Big and macho and gruff

But where have they gone?

Now the ladies have won

Are they sucking their thumbs in a huff?

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Now Jane we'll have less of your rattle

And Denlin enough of your prattle

You know that it's true

That we're smarter than you

It's the war that counts not the battle.

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I'll give thee ten out of ten for thy cheek dear:D

But it's not us women that have owt to fear:suspect:

Theres three lily pads with your names on:D

On your own private stretch of River Don:D

Be very careful you don't go too near t'weir:hihi::hihi:

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Now Jane we'll have less of your rattle

And Denlin enough of your prattle

You know that it's true

That we're smarter than you

It's the war that counts not the battle.

 

A bold statement you declare

That 3 men without hair

Are smarter than girls?

We are the pearls

It's a fact that men cannot bear

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A bold statement you declare

That 3 men without hair

Are smarter than girls?

We are the pearls

It's a fact that men cannot bear

 

Forgive me please, as I make this intervention,

But it's pertinent you see that I should now mention,

That you should not mock or even scald,

Poor hairless men who've now become bald,

When it's women who die their hair the colour of gentian! :D:gag:

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Proper men are content with their lot

We had hair,and now we have not

But you know it's a fact

That we can still attract

In fact we're incredibly hot!!!!!

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I don't like to point the finger

But Jim Stark is in fact a singer

He should confess

He wears a dress

And looks a lot like corporal Klinger :hihi::hihi:

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What's happening? What's all this talk of towels?

"were winning!" the old cronies, howls

You've not won a thing!

When us lads start to sing

You'll be running while emptying your bowels :D

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You don't half make me laugh my dear Jim

Have you been for your constutional swim?

You need to practice dear

For when you leave here

For your new abode on the pond - don't be dim

 

Sorry about last line couldn't think of good ending

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I see we've rattled their cage

They've read us wrong on their guage

Women can fight

Not take to flight

We're also better at not showing our age.

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Proper men are content with their lot

We had hair,and now we have not

But you know it's a fact

That we can still attract

In fact we're incredibly hot!!!!!

 

The only way you lot would be incredibly hot

Would be when we lasses have you in the pot

Who shall we cook first

That Jim whose cursed

Or that RJRB who thinks he's a big shot. ;):D

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