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We are going to a "Tarts an Vicars" party in a couple of weeks and I need ideas on what to wear.

What do tarts wear that could be RESPECTABLY worn by a mother invited to such an event?

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Who cares about respectability, you've got to have something to embarrass your kids when they're older, or what's the point in having them :D

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Cake on the table,or a tart on the floor?

Tart please...Mmm yum yum.

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A flattering Moulin Rouge outfit with corset, fishnets and feather boa!

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Suggest a little research- visit Wombwell Weatherspoons on a Friday night.

Or watch Rita Sue & Bob too!

Its easy- short skirt, high heels, suspenders, low cut tight top with boobs (almost) falling out and lots of make up.

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Suggest a little research- visit Wombwell Weatherspoons on a Friday night.

Or watch Rita Sue & Bob too!

Its easy- short skirt, high heels, suspenders, low cut tight top with boobs (almost) falling out and lots of make up.

A flattering Moulin Rouge outfit with corset, fishnets and feather boa!

 

 

 

Some good ideas but I don't really have the equipment for the low cut top.

 

Unfortunately the costumes available seem to be skimpy nurse, traffic warden or police uniforms which isn't really what it's about. I want something that says "slapper" without actually having to be one.

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Some good ideas but I don't really have the equipment for the low cut top.

 

Unfortunately the costumes available seem to be skimpy nurse, traffic warden or police uniforms which isn't really what it's about. I want something that says "slapper" without actually having to be one.

 

How about a v tight pencil skirt, heels, satin blouse and glasses? (prim secretary look)

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What about that australian lass in fawlty towers with the oily hand mark across her boobs.

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