foxy lady   10 #1 Posted February 13, 2012 We are going to a "Tarts an Vicars" party in a couple of weeks and I need ideas on what to wear. What do tarts wear that could be RESPECTABLY worn by a mother invited to such an event? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Alien52 Â Â 10 #2 Posted February 13, 2012 Lemon curd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
foxforcefive   10 #3 Posted February 13, 2012 Who cares about respectability, you've got to have something to embarrass your kids when they're older, or what's the point in having them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Flowersfade   10 #4 Posted February 13, 2012 A candle tart burner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
shane39 Â Â 10 #5 Posted February 13, 2012 Cake on the table,or a tart on the floor? Tart please...Mmm yum yum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Badlittlepup   10 #6 Posted February 13, 2012 Bunny Girl outfit like Bridget Jones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Stranza   10 #7 Posted February 13, 2012 A flattering Moulin Rouge outfit with corset, fishnets and feather boa! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
GodStar   10 #8 Posted February 13, 2012 Suggest a little research- visit Wombwell Weatherspoons on a Friday night. Or watch Rita Sue & Bob too! Its easy- short skirt, high heels, suspenders, low cut tight top with boobs (almost) falling out and lots of make up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
foxy lady   10 #9 Posted February 13, 2012 Suggest a little research- visit Wombwell Weatherspoons on a Friday night. Or watch Rita Sue & Bob too! Its easy- short skirt, high heels, suspenders, low cut tight top with boobs (almost) falling out and lots of make up. A flattering Moulin Rouge outfit with corset, fishnets and feather boa!    Some good ideas but I don't really have the equipment for the low cut top.  Unfortunately the costumes available seem to be skimpy nurse, traffic warden or police uniforms which isn't really what it's about. I want something that says "slapper" without actually having to be one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
pottedplant   10 #10 Posted February 13, 2012 Some good ideas but I don't really have the equipment for the low cut top. Unfortunately the costumes available seem to be skimpy nurse, traffic warden or police uniforms which isn't really what it's about. I want something that says "slapper" without actually having to be one.  How about a v tight pencil skirt, heels, satin blouse and glasses? (prim secretary look) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
polo mint   10 #11 Posted February 13, 2012 What about that australian lass in fawlty towers with the oily hand mark across her boobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Kthebean   10 #12 Posted February 13, 2012 I would go as a giant foam quiche. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
