WOOT! We won £15 on the Lottery!

[scousemouse]

Am I on a roll? Won two lots of £5 from St Lukes, two lots of £4 from scratch cards, must put the lottery on next week!!

[davyboy]

Am I on a roll? Won two lots of £5 from St Lukes, two lots of £4 from scratch cards, must put the lottery on next week!!

 

 

HE WHO DARES WINS.

 

goferit!

[XXTickerXX]

The Lottery = A tax on stupid people.But we still play it...sigh.

 

(American Powerball but relevant)

 

A person is more likely to:(Than win the Jackpot)

 

Be struck by lightning 4 times in one week and survive each strike.

Be mauled to death by a Polar Bear while wandering through the Mojave Desert.

Drown in a puddle of water 1" deep.

Have their vehicle be struck by a meteorite while driving down the interstate.

Survive a fall from a 12-story building.

Die from a bite of a common garter snake.

Hit 100 consecutive half-court basketball shots.

Make all (18) hole in one shots on an 18-hole golf course.

Find a 3,000 carat rough diamond while digging a diamond field.

Get beheaded by a samurai-sword wielding maniac while at the c-store counter buying your ticket.

[yorkie pud]

won £50 on health lottery .2nd time now

[TaxiBaz]

Once won £501 on a scratch card.

Had a £611 win on the Irish

[denomis]

I got 5 numbers on lotto years ago gutted about the last number not coming up tho

[cressida]

Won £25 on the Premium Bonds this month should have been £50 but they have cut the prizes on the smaller wins

[Alien52]

I blew my nose earlier.

[PuressenceUK]

I'm just phoning the BBC breaking news helpline to ensure this piece of earth shattering excitement makes the front page of their website, BBC Breakfast and the front pages of the tabloids.

[satman2222]

£3.5k last January. £92 last week. £20 yesterday. Loads of other stuff in between.