Frank Sidney   11 #37 Posted August 20, 2011 You may have to dig a little deeper than a monkey Frank. If you want anything half decent you need to be looking to spend closer to a bag of sand.  I can't afford that. I'm looking for a rich woman. If you come across one on your travels tell her about old Frank... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
NorthernStar   11 #38 Posted August 20, 2011 I can't afford that. I'm looking for a rich woman. If you come across one on your travels tell her about old Frank...  £500 is easily enough money to get something reasonable, get yourself on ebay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
manofstrad   10 #39 Posted August 20, 2011 I can't afford that. I'm looking for a rich woman. If you come across one on your travels tell her about old Frank...  Ill be sure to do that old boy, your PM box wont know what's hit it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Frank Sidney   11 #40 Posted August 20, 2011 Ill be sure to do that old boy, your PM box wont know what's hit it.  Mmmmm, my PM box is going to get hammered? That's not code for something else is it? Can I point out that I'm not gay.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
andyofborg   11 #41 Posted August 20, 2011 Well ... personally, I've got a 'Dell Inspiron 530' Unfortunately, for some reason unbeknownst to me, it won't let me do LINKS I realise some people have comps that will allow this, so are probably just a bit better than mine. Does anyone have anything like a Kray or something? Can anyone better mine?  the proprietor of Dell computers is a well known philanthropist with a leaning towards supporting vespiform focused charities.  clearly, he has heard about your issues and has instructed his staff to adjust your computer accordingly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
julado   10 #42 Posted August 21, 2011 (edited) the proprietor of Dell computers is a well known philanthropist with a leaning towards supporting vespiform focused charities. clearly, he has heard about your issues and has instructed his staff to adjust your computer accordingly  If it wasn't for a Dr Who episode I would have been totally confused by your post.  Thing is does this philanthropist have a stock of 10,000 - and to the exact specification alcoblog requires Edited August 21, 2011 by julado Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Fibutton   10 #43 Posted August 21, 2011 I think that it may be me.  Mine is huge, with great big pink and blue buttons on the typing thingy, and it says Fisher price on the back of it....state of the art or what !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
denlin   12 #44 Posted August 21, 2011 I think that it may be me. Mine is huge, with great big pink and blue buttons on the typing thingy, and it says Fisher price on the back of it....state of the art or what !!  Wow, don't tell MOS. He'll be sooooo jealous:D:D:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
manofstrad   10 #45 Posted August 21, 2011 Wow, don't tell MOS. He'll be sooooo jealous:D:D:D  Why would I be jealous? Mine says Texas on it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Fibutton   10 #46 Posted August 21, 2011 Homecare ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Karis   11 #47 Posted August 21, 2011 Why would I be jealous? Mine says Texas on it!  That'd be the Speak 'N Spell (geography edition).  I think that's about par for the course for you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
denlin   12 #48 Posted August 21, 2011 Why would I be jealous? Mine says Texas on it!  Sorry to disillusion you eminence but that's not a computer, it's a calculator from the 1980's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...