Annoni_mouse   10 #1 Posted July 7, 2011 So I'm heading up Blackstock road when I gets close to the Horse and Groom. Near the bus stop, I saw what I thought at first was small cat or rabbit. As i got closer, i realised it was the biggest freakin squirrel I have ever seen! It had no tail but was mahoosive!  Obviously, being as it was in Gleadless I didnt hang about too long to investigate in case I got stabbed, but that aside, what's going off up there that they're breeding squirrels the size of corgis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
dink   10 #2 Posted July 7, 2011 It found a secret stash of Steriods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Annoni_mouse   10 #3 Posted July 7, 2011 It found a secret stash of Steriods.  You might be onto something there - that would explain why it's tail was so small:shocked: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Daven   10 #4 Posted July 7, 2011 Are you sure it wasn't a rat ? - plenty of those around Gleadless ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Daven   10 #5 Posted July 7, 2011 You might be onto something there - that would explain why it's tail was so small:shocked:  He he - that's really funny ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
helibish   10 #6 Posted July 7, 2011 This thread made me chuckle, love it. you see if you call people animals enough perhaps they turn into them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Annoni_mouse   10 #7 Posted July 7, 2011 Are you sure it wasn't a rat ? - plenty of those around Gleadless !  Nah, it was definately a squiggel! It looked really freaked out - maybe it doesnt understand why it's so big itself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
MonkeyLover   10 #8 Posted July 7, 2011 Sure it wasn't my car? (his nickname is Squirrell) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
puddinburner   10 #9 Posted July 8, 2011 :@ Lock up all your doors, windows and children!! Squirrel on Steroids? It only has to find a stash of wizz and who knows what will happen! IT WILL GO NUTS!! Arrrrrrrrrgh Run for the hills's! Lmao It's the No Tail bit that freaked me out :@ x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
missymoo73   10 #10 Posted July 8, 2011 So I'm heading up Blackstock road when I gets close to the Horse and Groom. Near the bus stop, I saw what I thought at first was small cat or rabbit. As i got closer, i realised it was the biggest freakin squirrel I have ever seen! It had no tail but was mahoosive! Obviously, being as it was in Gleadless I didnt hang about too long to investigate in case I got stabbed, but that aside, what's going off up there that they're breeding squirrels the size of corgis?  Thats made me chuckle this morning.......  Good post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Alcoblog   10 #11 Posted July 8, 2011 (edited) It's not just 'super squirrels' that frequent Blackstock road! There's a ruthless gang of furry animals known as the 'CHAVS' ... an acronym for 'cuddly hamsters and vicious squirrels'  They all take anabolic hazlenuts to boost their physique. Some of the squirrels have been mistaken for kangaroos, notably the gang leader 'Misteress' (a poor play on words meaning 'Mr S' ... Mister squirrell) He's most probably the squirrel in question here. He hangs about furtively in the big Sycamore tree selling his wares ... notably, Crack Coconut and Acorn Nitrate, whilst the hamsters keep a lookout in their customised 'wheels'.  Just recently there was a gangland battle between the CHAVS and the Hillsborough Tree Penguins over the 'ownership' of Ecclesall woods ... the new playboys paradise of the wealthier penguins.  This was headline news in the Sheffield 'Star' last month, only five weeks after it happened. Here's an extract for those who missed it:  'Fierce fighting broke out yesterday in the normally tranquil treetops of Ecclesall woods between rival gangs of squirrels and tree penguins in what is thought to be part of a long running battle over the ownership of luxury deciduous and coniferous trees. Fire fircones and large acorns were thrown, daffodils uprooted and twigs set on fire.  The Pigeon Police were called in and responded by using conkers and gooseberry shields.  Lieutenant Farquhar 'fluffy' Mcfeather of the pigeon Police was quoted as saying; 'Several arrests were made and a large quantity of illegal tree sap was seized... our investigations are ongoing' The case continues ...  Here at the Star, our investigative team has managed to hack into texts of mobile phones owned by 'Mr S' and several of his accomplices, notably the notorious 'Hamster Harry' These transcriptions can now be bought in a weekly series of quality hand crafted, vellum bound (with 24 carat gold tooling) note books, from all good chip shops at the introductory price of £17.99 each, or a one off payment of £843.75 (made payable to address below) giving a saving of 26%!  (end of extract from the Star)  As you can see ... the sighting of one 'super squirrel' is just the thin end of the wedge! I fear more news in days to come! Edited July 8, 2011 by Alcoblog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
JanPud   10 #12 Posted July 8, 2011 We love you alcoblog for brightening up threads with your witty remarks lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...