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Free to good home, 50 plus male,, partly housetrained, good in the garden but needs retraining in other departments,,bodywork passable,, getting rid as hes started answering back :):):rant::rant:

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Does he come with any attachments?

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Does he come with any attachments?

 

Do you mean like a beer belly?

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Do you mean like a beer belly?

 

Isn't that more like a permanent structure?:hihi:

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Isn't that more like a permanent structure?:hihi:

 

It is,and it takes years of careful nurturing to achieve.

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It is,and it takes years of careful nurturing to achieve.

 

Really? I thought you just knocked back as much beer or lager or both as possible and it just sort of quietly crept up on you.

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Really? I thought you just knocked back as much beer or lager or both as possible and it just sort of quietly crept up on you.

 

Phffft if only,,,

 

 

It's a delicate art.

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Phffft if only,,,

 

 

It's a delicate art.

 

I guess you have to try many beers to get the right one.

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I guess you have to try many beers to get the right one.

 

Not just beers,pies have a vital part to play.

 

I wonder if the poor lady has had any bites yet,she must be nice and understanding to give him this chance to improve himself.

 

My missus just gobs me one if i only look like i would dare to answer back.

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no, he doesnt have any attatchments,, he whinges and whines,, hes spoilt and childish,, i will however throw in a couple of bottles of wine and a chocolate bar,, Also i can deliver if required,, im getting rid as i need the space, lol

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Have you tried offering him to Dr Barnardos?

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Have you tried offering him to Dr Barnardos?

 

I don't think the doctor drinks wine.

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