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Funnily enough, only this morning the chicken entrails suggested that the 'Dark One' will soon walk the earth once more.......spooky!

 

Of course it'll be teeny tiny baby steps at first with frequent demands to be carried.......

 

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Originally posted by samscam

Our friends have just found out their baby is due on June 6th 2006. Any advice?

 

"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the

beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the

beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and

sixty six."

 

 

:evil:

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My oldest son was born at 6 minutes & 6 seconds past 6am.

 

And yes, he is called Damien - strange that when we took him to be christened he started screaming blue murder before we got into the church !

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Actually, Rudeboy, the neighbour of the beast is 664. 665 was demolished to make way for a bypass.

 

Dragon

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Originally posted by Dragon

Actually, Rudeboy, the neighbour of the beast is 664. 665 was demolished to make way for a bypass.

 

Dragon

 

What? .....the Highway to Hell? :hihi:

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There were plans on display in the bowels of the town hall, and all those silly white notices stuck on the lamp posts which no-one bothers to read unless they are really bored.

 

Anyhow - the occupant of 665 did not get out prior to demolition so remember to lay a bunch of flowers before you get into the barge, and never forget to give a tip to the oarsman.

 

Dragon

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Originally posted by the_rudeboy

665 - the neighbour of the beast.

 

 

hmmmm

*snarls...*

 

333... don't make me show you my other half!

 

lol

 

PT

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Originally posted by Plain Talker

hmmmm

*snarls...*

 

333... don't make me show you my other half!

 

lol

 

PT

 

mmmmm I don't think they've considered the possibility of twins.

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Old Saturday Night Live skit. (SNL) John Belushi is dressed up as Damien in The Omen.

 

People keep telling his parents that he's an evil little kid...possibly the antichrist, and to look for the mark of the beast. (he's got three HUGE sixes written on his forehead with bold, black marker)

 

They look, but are seeing the numbers upside down. Mom and dad both heave sighs of relief. Those aren't sixes, they're NINES!

 

:) Sierra

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The number of the beast being 666 is actually a myth spawned by the apocalyptic literature the Christians used to conceal their religion back in the days of Nero's persecution. 666 was the numerology used to simply use Nero's name in the Book of Revelation without getting burnt to a crisp!

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A possible alternative name suggestion. Damien is all to obvious!

 

Nero

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