What Is Your Morning Ritual?

[RootsBooster 24]

Wake up

 

Make a wooden effigy

 

Burn it in front of a 40ft stone owl statue on a floodlit island in the middle of a lake

 

Brush teeth

 

Iron the cat

 

Eat the dog

 

Go to work

[Jessica23 10]

Three course breakfast for me.

 

 

Coffee

 

Fag.

 

Cough

 

Yep, this is it.

[sycamore66j 10]

wake up, do the three s's. Breakfast, switch telly on then go back to sleep.

[MAC33 10]

i posted this thread earlier in another forum,got a few laughs.

 

http://www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/what-is-your-morning-ritual/

[tulipa 10]

Get out of bed, go for a run, have a shower, do my hair/make-up, eat breakfast and then go to work.

[Alien52 10]

Wake up.

Sacrifice a sheep.

Listen to Radio 4.

[laineyiow 10]

Monday & Tuesday

 

Wake up mid-morning

Decide eventually to get up

Get washed

Don't bother getting dressed

Have something to eat

Watch TV

spend time on computer and SF

Watch more TV

Have more food

More TV and more computer

Then bed!!

 

Wed - Thurs

 

Wake up to Chris Evans at 6.45

Go back to sleep!

Finally get up around 7.15

Have shower

do hair

get dressed

have breakfast (usually porridge)

Talk to other half on phone (he works away Mon - Fri)

leave house about 8.30

Drive to work

Get to work about 9.00am

[Harleyman 12]

In three words:

S**t, shower, shampoo

[the-lioness 10]

how come I missed this

 

alarm goes off at 6.45am or woken up by the dawn chorus of birds up stannington

 

stagger downstairs in me snuggly pink dressing gown, get some breakfast (usually fruit or toast) and a cupper

sit eating breakfast watching Place In the Sun to make me feel a bit summery

 

do my dry body brushing- get in shower, do hair, makeup and get dressed

 

then sort out the washing/ tidy house

 

out the door!!

[Treatment 10]

1. Wake up

2. Start Bath running

3. Nip downstairs and put bacon and sliced tomatoes under grill

4. Have bath

5. Nip downstairs and put bread in toaster

6. Combine scoff at 3. above with scoff at 5. above

7. Have said breakfast

[Eater Sundae 12]

Get up

Dump

Clean Teeth

Shave

Shower

Dress

Leave house and get in car

(Elapsed time, approx 20 minutes)

Drive to work (approx 70 minutes)

Wind up computer

Cup of tea (or four)

Work for approx 1 hour

Breakfast (when work's canteen opens)

Wake up

[Tess 10]

Mines changed:

 

Alarm goes off at 6:10

Put daybreak on loud enough so I don't fall back to sleep

Start moving about 6:20

Wash, brush teeth, have a wee.

Sit cross legged on my bed with the covers wrapped round me whilst I sort my hair and face out.

Pick out the smartest, least creased clothes to wear to work.

Drive to work, arrive about 7.

Have a cup of tea, a piece of fruit, a yogurt and a go ahead bar.

About 3 hours later, I actually wake up!