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As a true and loyal subject of Her majesty The Queen I have taken the liberty of writing a new national anthem. I believe it combines all the traditional defference to the monarchy with a contemporty relevence to a 21st century monarchy. It is called 'The Corgies All Go Rushing In'.

 

VERSE 1

 

She's fat,

she's round,

She's worth 500 million pound

Her Majesty, Her Majesty

She's Fat,

she's round,

she's worth 500 million pounds

it's Her Majesty The Queen.

 

CHORUS

 

She's settled with a glass of gin,

the corgies all go rushing in

the corgies all go rushing in.

 

VERSE 2

 

She scowles,

she's bleak,

she's married to a Greek

Her Majesty Her Majesty

She scowles,

she's bleak,

she's married to a Greek

it's Her Majesty The Queen

 

(REPEAT CHORUS)

 

VERSE 3

 

She hates divorce

but likes to ride a horse

Her Majesty Her Majesty

She hates divorce,

but likes to ride a horse

it's Her Majest the Queen

 

(REPEAT CHORUS)

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Originally posted by slimsid2000

As a true and loyal subject of Her majesty The Queen I have taken the liberty of writing a new national anthem. I believe it combines all the traditional defference to the monarchy with a contemporty relevence to a 21st century monarchy. It is called 'The Corgies All Go Rushing In'.

 

VERSE 1

 

She's fat,

she's round,

She's worth 500 million pound

Her Majesty, Her Majesty

She's Fat,

she's round,

she's worth 500 million pounds

it's Her Majesty The Queen.

 

CHORUS

 

She's settled with a glass of gin,

the corgies all go rushing in

the corgies all go rushing in.

 

VERSE 2

 

She scowles,

she's bleak,

she's married to a Greek

Her Majesty Her Majesty

She scowles,

she's bleak,

she's married to a Greek

it's Her Majesty The Queen

 

(REPEAT CHORUS)

 

VERSE 3

 

She hates divorce

but likes to ride a horse

Her Majesty Her Majesty

She hates divorce,

but likes to ride a horse

it's Her Majest the Queen

 

(REPEAT CHORUS)

 

i think someones been on the lynx extra strong lager today

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Does Treason still carry the death penelty? :rolleyes:

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Hang him!!! :gag: :gag: :gag: :gag: :gag: :gag:

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Originally posted by Andy

Does Treason still carry the death penelty? :rolleyes:

 

Unfortunately not :(

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Well I like it!

 

Quite amusing, especially the divorce / horse rhyme.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Originally posted by MelonAngel

Well I like it!

 

Quite amusing, especially the divorce / horse rhyme.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

There's another 37 verses. that is just a taster:hihi: :hihi:

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Originally posted by slimsid2000

There's another 37 verses. that is just a taster:hihi: :hihi:

 

Oh no, you obviously have too much time on your hands ;)

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Originally posted by Andy

Does Treason still carry the death penelty? :rolleyes:

 

it should. Along with appauling writing:rolleyes:

 

we also have undeniable proof that Sid must be a 10 year old boy as no one of an older age would find that funny

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Originally posted by slimsid2000

There's another 37 verses. that is just a taster:hihi: :hihi:

 

Like one of those ex Soviet Bloc countries that have 20 minute anthems!!!

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Pet hate number 32,869 - bad grammar involving "wrote". It's *what I have WRITTEN*.

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