slimsid2000   10 #1 Posted October 14, 2005 As a true and loyal subject of Her majesty The Queen I have taken the liberty of writing a new national anthem. I believe it combines all the traditional defference to the monarchy with a contemporty relevence to a 21st century monarchy. It is called 'The Corgies All Go Rushing In'.  VERSE 1  She's fat, she's round, She's worth 500 million pound Her Majesty, Her Majesty She's Fat, she's round, she's worth 500 million pounds it's Her Majesty The Queen.  CHORUS  She's settled with a glass of gin, the corgies all go rushing in the corgies all go rushing in.  VERSE 2  She scowles, she's bleak, she's married to a Greek Her Majesty Her Majesty She scowles, she's bleak, she's married to a Greek it's Her Majesty The Queen  (REPEAT CHORUS)  VERSE 3  She hates divorce but likes to ride a horse Her Majesty Her Majesty She hates divorce, but likes to ride a horse it's Her Majest the Queen  (REPEAT CHORUS) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
D2J Â Â 10 #2 Posted October 14, 2005 Oh dear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
bellis   10 #3 Posted October 14, 2005 Originally posted by slimsid2000 As a true and loyal subject of Her majesty The Queen I have taken the liberty of writing a new national anthem. I believe it combines all the traditional defference to the monarchy with a contemporty relevence to a 21st century monarchy. It is called 'The Corgies All Go Rushing In'.  VERSE 1  She's fat, she's round, She's worth 500 million pound Her Majesty, Her Majesty She's Fat, she's round, she's worth 500 million pounds it's Her Majesty The Queen.  CHORUS  She's settled with a glass of gin, the corgies all go rushing in the corgies all go rushing in.  VERSE 2  She scowles, she's bleak, she's married to a Greek Her Majesty Her Majesty She scowles, she's bleak, she's married to a Greek it's Her Majesty The Queen  (REPEAT CHORUS)  VERSE 3  She hates divorce but likes to ride a horse Her Majesty Her Majesty She hates divorce, but likes to ride a horse it's Her Majest the Queen  (REPEAT CHORUS)  i think someones been on the lynx extra strong lager today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Andy   10 #4 Posted October 14, 2005 Does Treason still carry the death penelty? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
scottf   21 #5 Posted October 14, 2005 Hang him!!! :gag: :gag: :gag: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
fnkysknky   10 #6 Posted October 14, 2005 Originally posted by Andy Does Treason still carry the death penelty?  Unfortunately not Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
MelonAngel   10 #7 Posted October 14, 2005 Well I like it!  Quite amusing, especially the divorce / horse rhyme. :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
slimsid2000 Â Â 10 #8 Posted October 14, 2005 Originally posted by MelonAngel Well I like it! Â Quite amusing, especially the divorce / horse rhyme. :thumbsup: Â There's another 37 verses. that is just a taster:hihi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
LellyBee   10 #9 Posted October 14, 2005 Originally posted by slimsid2000 There's another 37 verses. that is just a taster:hihi:  Oh no, you obviously have too much time on your hands Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Guest   #10 Posted October 14, 2005 Originally posted by Andy Does Treason still carry the death penelty?  it should. Along with appauling writing:rolleyes:  we also have undeniable proof that Sid must be a 10 year old boy as no one of an older age would find that funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
barny_100 Â Â 10 #11 Posted October 14, 2005 Originally posted by slimsid2000 There's another 37 verses. that is just a taster:hihi: Â Like one of those ex Soviet Bloc countries that have 20 minute anthems!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
t020 Â Â 11 #12 Posted October 14, 2005 Pet hate number 32,869 - bad grammar involving "wrote". It's *what I have WRITTEN*. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...