Sad old gits thread..

[Frankie Rage 10]

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Edited February 14, 2011 by Frankie Rage

[Frankie Rage 10]

I've put my old gert back on the pill so we can't have any more grandkids.

Tsk Tsk.

 

I've had 3 kids meself with 4 different women and I'm still in the fifth form. Thet sex edycation was great, taught me exactly where to stick it!

[rossyrooney 12]

You walked through t'Manor in a recession?

 

Don't talk to me about the Manor Estate.

 

Bunch o snobs round there,they ganged up and got us evicted just for keepin pigs.

 

We tried to get in the Merrie Monk for an aperatif and they made out we had the wrong type of asbo to get served in there.

 

Round here the neighbours never bother us since they broke in and found we had nowt worth pinchin.

 

Never mind dole money,pay the little scroats in condoms.

[rossyrooney 12]

I have to go now as i've got the leccy plugged in to the lamppost outside and around this time it starts acting up when them next door bung the stereo on.

 

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzphft.

[rossyrooney 12]

Has it gone off yet?

 

I can't tell as the screens gone blank.

[Frankie Rage 10]

Amen to that then!

[Frankie Rage 10]

Where's them moanin' ol' gits tonight then? (YOU KNOW who you are..)

[carosio 186]

No it was Dagenam at the ford factory so the likes of you can swan about in luxury in yer anglias an cortinas.

If you worked at Dagenham, can you tell me which model was known as the "Coffin"?

Edited February 15, 2011 by carosio

[rossyrooney 12]

If you worked at Dagenham, can you tell me which model was known as the "Coffin"?

 

Who do you think you are Bamber bl**din Gascoigne?

 

I've all on rememberin what i had for breakfast.

 

Chuffin fords,they're all Dagenham dustbins.

 

I'll stick with my Lambos thanks very much.

[carosio 186]

Who do you think you are Bamber bl**din Gascoigne?

 

I've all on rememberin what i had for breakfast.

 

Chuffin fords,they're all Dagenham dustbins.

 

I'll stick with my Lambos thanks very much.

 

Do you admit responsibility for producing this then?

 

[rossyrooney 12]

Do you admit responsibility for producing this then?

 

 

EEE Lad.

 

That brings back memories,class on wheels.

 

British car manufacturing plummeted after this goddess of the road.designers wept at its classic lines, they couldn't begin to improve on the sleek lines and many were said to have committed suicide after just one glance.

 

I'd like to see these ere new fangled robots try to put something so spectacular these days.

 

You were surrounded by British craftsmanship in one o these babies.

[focemal 10]

I'll tell what went wrong with this country was when we stopped sending kids down pit or up chimneys. There wouldn't be any of these 'yobbos' if they had to work for a bloody living i'll tell yer!