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I didn't ask to be born. Where's my dole?

can you say that with an accent OR no dole:roll::roll:

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I didn't ask to be born. Where's my dole?

 

Why were you born so beautiful,why were you born at all.

 

They should ship out all you dole wallahs to Poland and Kosova and up our meagre pittance.

 

Me and the missus have had to let one of the holiday homes go and cut down on holidays,were lucky now if we get six weeks in Benidorm in the winter and last year i swear we were at home as much as we were away.

 

You moaning little chuffs dont realise how easy you've got it.

Just you try running two cars on the bit of pension we get.

 

If it werent for the missus doin a bit of lapdancing after hours down at the legion we'd have to rent out at least four of the bedrooms, and you think you got it hard.phfft

 

Birch the lot of em,that's what i say.

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I've been dragged up, that's my problem. :( I know how to be sorry for myself though.

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Ay. They don't know what half a crown is nowadays. Y' could ger a tram to Bramall Lane see t' Blades win like they did every week 'ave fish and chips, get bladdered in t' Marples, an hour at t' Crystal Suite and a tram 'ome.....and still 'ave change.

 

No.

 

You misunderstand me,i meant last year to Wogans children in need.

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I've been dragged up, that's my problem. :( I know how to be sorry for myself though.

 

I have to go now FR.

 

One of my ho's is having bother with her client so me an my bredren need to mark his card.

 

cool runnins.

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Fair enough. I need to get ready too, I have some house breaking to do later... by the way, what number did you say your house was?

 

Asboseeingya!

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Keep on paying our pensions young un!

 

Couldn't find the grumpy young git thread :rant::D

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I died in two world wars for you ya cheeky young bleeder. :rant:

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I died in two world wars for you ya cheeky young bleeder. :rant:

 

These kids dont know meanin of the word suffering.

 

When we lost limbs in the war, them as could afford it went round the second hand shop to buy ones that had had to be pawned to put ale in our bellies.

 

My mates party trick was to take out his glass eye at the tram stop and chuck it in the air to see if there was room upstairs.

 

Rationin were the worst bit,havin to mug old dears for their ration books was no fun at all,especially if they hit you with their bags.

 

Bl**dy kids.

 

I've put my old gert back on the pill so we can't have any more grandkids.

Tsk Tsk.

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I died in two world wars for you ya cheeky young bleeder. :rant:

 

You walked through t'Manor in a recession? :hihi:

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