hondababe   10 #1 Posted December 31, 2010 if i could pass the law for spitting in public places the fine would be heavy. it's the most disgusting act ever.no wonder we have allsorts of germs flying about..! IN RETURN I WANT MY BANK CHARGES BACK.THE GOVERMENT ALLOWED THE THIEVES TO GET AWAY WITH IT.2011 looks bleak:rolleyes: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Halibut   12 #2 Posted December 31, 2010 Classic stuff Hondababe! As good as the ones from that column in Private Eye - love the bizarre shift from spitting to bank charges and the capitalization is a nice touch. Great ending too.  P.S. I agree that spitting in public is horrid. I am 43 and live near a tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hondababe   10 #3 Posted December 31, 2010 i thought ya lived by the river:D anyway thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Halibut   12 #4 Posted December 31, 2010 i thought ya lived by the river:D anyway thanks  There's a tree next to the river. You're welcome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
123456A Â Â 10 #5 Posted December 31, 2010 I would pass a law to bring back the chain gangs for minor misdeameanors. They should be made to clean up and repair any damage they've done in or to the community. Maybe the humiliation would stop them from misbehaving twice. Might make people think before they tag grafitti over newly painted surfaces, scratch cars, shoplift, flytip, break windows, damage newly installed granite seats on the Moor ........... Â forgot - and in return I'd like a community that cares. Nothing for me, but let's look after what we have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...