Alcoblog   10 #25 Posted December 19, 2010 The Vatican,for trying to kiss the popes ring. What do you expect for hiding down his toilet? Bet you were a bit browned off though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
MonkeyLover   10 #26 Posted December 19, 2010 A bowling alley ..... for, lets just say 'heavy petting' ( a very long time ago) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
AJ sheffield   11 #27 Posted December 19, 2010 Court, my mate was up and I couldnt stop laughing at his ultra innocent look. The court was stopped and I was frogmarched out, I had sweated so much trying to stop myself I had to have a strip wash in the court toilets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
retired   10 #28 Posted December 19, 2010 2 good friends of mine got chucked out of the Crucible for laughing loudly during Hamlet.  I got chucked out of the Lyceum for complaining about being cheated (again) at the bar. Sexist bunch of staff at the Lyceum, unless you are female you just get ignored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Tatman   10 #29 Posted December 19, 2010 Booted out of carol service for belting out tunes with slightly too much drunken vigour! Not cool  As a lad was kicked out of the Sheffield cathedral for singing the old Radio Hallam jingle. Never seen a vicar get so peeved Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hotrock   10 #30 Posted December 19, 2010 Hong Kong 1997, i was on the handover parade representing the RAF, we were effectively kicked out as they wanted all service personnel of the island, Germany 1992 on exercise near Belsen, for driving CVRT, light armoured vehicle in to someones swimming pool in their back garden, Bahrain 1990 for running up a £2000 bar bill in 4 days, Cyprus 1994 caught on guard duty absolutely paralytic, subsequently they discovered i was addicted to Anglaias brandy, (alcoholic) flew home with 4 escort guards to ensure my safety never to return lol, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Tatman   10 #31 Posted December 19, 2010 Hong Kong 1997, i was on the handover parade representing the RAF, we were effectively kicked out as they wanted all service personnel of the island, Germany 1992 on exercise near Belsen, for driving CVRT, light armoured vehicle in to someones swimming pool in their back garden, Bahrain 1990 for running up a £2000 bar bill in 4 days, Cyprus 1994 caught on guard duty absolutely paralytic, subsequently they discovered i was addicted to Anglaias brandy, (alcoholic) flew home with 4 escort guards to ensure my safety never to return lol,  Our armed forces. Dont they just make you so proud, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
laughalot01 Â Â 10 #32 Posted December 19, 2010 Iv been kicked out of the mens toilets in a club when the queue for ladies was massive im sorry i just couldnt hold it any longer:hihi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
shanes teeth   10 #33 Posted December 19, 2010 Iv been kicked out of the mens toilets in a club when the queue for ladies was massive im sorry i just couldnt hold it any longer:hihi:  You could have ended up holding more than you bargained for! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hard2miss   10 #34 Posted December 19, 2010 I was once having a crap in one of those auto toilets up town near the market and the door opened as if it was trying to evict me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Steptoad   12 #35 Posted December 19, 2010 The Mappin Art Gallery for swiining on the picture frames. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hard2miss   10 #36 Posted December 19, 2010 Actually when I was a kid I was kicked out of the botanical garden for shooting squirrels with a black widow catapult.  The park keeper confiscated out gats before showing us the gates Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...