Most ridiculous place you've ever been kicked out of?

[Alcoblog 10]

The Vatican,for trying to kiss the popes ring.

What do you expect for hiding down his toilet? Bet you were a bit browned off though!

[MonkeyLover 10]

A bowling alley ..... for, lets just say 'heavy petting' ( a very long time ago)

[AJ sheffield 11]

Court, my mate was up and I couldnt stop laughing at his ultra innocent look. The court was stopped and I was frogmarched out, I had sweated so much trying to stop myself I had to have a strip wash in the court toilets.

[retired 10]

2 good friends of mine got chucked out of the Crucible for laughing loudly during Hamlet.

 

I got chucked out of the Lyceum for complaining about being cheated (again) at the bar. Sexist bunch of staff at the Lyceum, unless you are female you just get ignored.

[Tatman 10]

Booted out of carol service for belting out tunes with slightly too much drunken vigour! Not cool

 

As a lad was kicked out of the Sheffield cathedral for singing the old Radio Hallam jingle.

Never seen a vicar get so peeved

[hotrock 10]

Hong Kong 1997, i was on the handover parade representing the RAF, we were effectively kicked out as they wanted all service personnel of the island, Germany 1992 on exercise near Belsen, for driving CVRT, light armoured vehicle in to someones swimming pool in their back garden, Bahrain 1990 for running up a £2000 bar bill in 4 days, Cyprus 1994 caught on guard duty absolutely paralytic, subsequently they discovered i was addicted to Anglaias brandy, (alcoholic) flew home with 4 escort guards to ensure my safety never to return lol,

[Tatman 10]

Hong Kong 1997, i was on the handover parade representing the RAF, we were effectively kicked out as they wanted all service personnel of the island, Germany 1992 on exercise near Belsen, for driving CVRT, light armoured vehicle in to someones swimming pool in their back garden, Bahrain 1990 for running up a £2000 bar bill in 4 days, Cyprus 1994 caught on guard duty absolutely paralytic, subsequently they discovered i was addicted to Anglaias brandy, (alcoholic) flew home with 4 escort guards to ensure my safety never to return lol,

 

Our armed forces.

Dont they just make you so proud,

[laughalot01 10]

Iv been kicked out of the mens toilets in a club when the queue for ladies was massive im sorry i just couldnt hold it any longer:hihi:

[shanes teeth 10]

Iv been kicked out of the mens toilets in a club when the queue for ladies was massive im sorry i just couldnt hold it any longer:hihi:

 

You could have ended up holding more than you bargained for!

[hard2miss 10]

I was once having a crap in one of those auto toilets up town near the market and the door opened as if it was trying to evict me.

[Steptoad 12]

The Mappin Art Gallery for swiining on the picture frames.

[hard2miss 10]

Actually when I was a kid I was kicked out of the botanical garden for shooting squirrels with a black widow catapult.

 

The park keeper confiscated out gats before showing us the gates