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If you were Prime Minister, what would you do?

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I'd make Rotherham the capital and divert funding from London and the SE to Yorkshire.

 

I'd abolish DUTY on tobacco and alcohol.

 

Pass a law to make everyone grow skunk cannabis and export it to the likes of Jamaica, Bangladesh and Holland.

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Bullet in the back of the head for anyone who says baarth instead of bath.

 

and paarth and graass.

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Bullet in the back of the head for anyone who says baarth instead of bath.

 

and paarth and graass.

 

But I like posh birds :(

 

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But I like posh birds :(

 

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Don't confuse people who mispronounce grass, path and bath with posh people. I live dahn sarf and believe you me such people and 'posh' do not go hand in hand half as well as 'ignorant' and 'stupid'. For neigh on 6 years I've worked with a southern woman who to this day 'corrects' me when I say grass or path or bath.

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If I was prime minister you lot would be earning me loads of money and paying for my many foreign trips abroad to places like Bradford and possibly as far as Halifax. Not to mention the high class hookers too. cough cough.. ;)

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Increase our manufacturing base

Bring buses, railways, Prisons etc back into public ownership

Lower fuel duty

Prosecute tax evaders

Conduct a census of all people, remove illegals & stop immigration

Make it impossible to stay on the dole long term, they'd get minimum wage in govermentally owned industry.

Stop ******* money away on stupid bloody projects

Compulsary purchase housing which is derelict and improve the base of social housing

Leave Europe

Bring back hanging

 

 

Im with you on these Swan Vesta, when are you starting the campaign to be prime minister, you will get my vote

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I'd...

- Close the borders!

- Stand up to extremists

- Lower Uni tuition fees, maybe even abolish them

- Give British jobs to British people

- Limit people to how long they recieve benefits (e.g. unemployed can recieve benefits for up to five years)

- Encourage white babies :thumbsup: (ethnic minorites are breeding like rabbits!)

- Stop political correctness (it's just ridiculous) :rant:

 

Any suggestions?

 

Sieg heil!

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I think my first act as PM would be to impose a massive tax on the advertisers which fund any programme which involves x-factor-strictly-britains got tallentless ashhats- i'm a z list celebrity put me out of my misery - utter rubbish.

 

You want to advertise to the viewers of these moronic shows - you pay off the defecit.

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Sieg heil!

 

Well put it this way, the past governments of ours have all done the complete opposite of what 'some guy' posted (except the white babies idea).. All you have to do is look at the state of the country now to see it hasn't worked out too well.

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The UK already has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Western Europe.

 

And our pure-blooded white chavs are already breeding like rabbits.

 

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But usualy they are popping out brown babies.

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