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If you were Prime Minister, what would you do?

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- Encourage white babies :thumbsup: (ethnic minorites are breeding like rabbits!)

 

The UK already has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Western Europe.

 

And our pure-blooded white chavs are already breeding like rabbits.

 

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Guest sibon
I'd...

- Close the borders!

- Stand up to extremists

- Lower Uni tuition fees, maybe even abolish them

- Give British jobs to British people

- Limit people to how long they recieve benefits (e.g. unemployed can recieve benefits for up to five years)

- Encourage white babies :thumbsup: (ethnic minorites are breeding like rabbits!)

- Stop political correctness (it's just ridiculous) :rant:

 

Any suggestions?

 

I'd ban the Daily Mail:roll:

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I'd ban the Daily Mail:roll:

 

I like the sound of that. Tell Murdoch to go fluf himself as well.

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*Remove all speed bumps

*Make talking on mobile phones whilst driving legal

*Ensure employers can't see criminal records of applicants to jobs (Except sexual offences)

*Abolish Sunday trading laws

*Make NHS truely free

*Abolish Gillian McKeith

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If I was P.M. I'd just toss it off and draw my salary and leave the running of the country to my deputy. I could then blame it all on Cleggy when the proverbial hits the fan.

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*Ensure employers can't see criminal records of applicants to jobs (Except sexual offences)

 

So banks would inadvertantly employ fraudsters?

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So banks would inadvertantly employ fraudsters?

 

As opposed to "deliberately"?

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So banks would inadvertantly employ fraudsters?

 

What's the point in a justice system where, after somebody has served their debt to society, they aren't allowed to rejoin it again?

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*Abolish Gillian McKeith

 

Now, your edit makes perfect sense. Abolish Dr Gillian McKeith... or, to give her her full name, Gillian McKeith.

 

With thanks to Ben Goldacre

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Bullet in the back of the head for anyone who says baarth instead of bath.

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The UK already has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Western Europe.

 

And our pure-blooded white chavs are already breeding like rabbits.

 

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Whites are breeding so much, they are getting close to having enough babies to reach replacement level!

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Now, your edit makes perfect sense. Abolish Dr Gillian McKeith... or, to give her her full name, Gillian McKeith.

 

With thanks to Ben Goldacre

 

Ben will slap that ho....rrible complaining woman.

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