nojwan   10 #1 Posted May 31, 2010 Come then  getting married next saturday and finishing me speech off. i gotta get a cheap shot in my speech before the best man rips me to pieces in his.  I need a "about as useful as" line to smack him down with.  The front runner so far is as useful as Tits on a snake or mint-flavored suppository Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
alex3659 Â Â 11 #2 Posted May 31, 2010 Ash tray on a motorbike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
dazaston   10 #3 Posted May 31, 2010 Handbrake on a canoe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
daftlad   11 #4 Posted May 31, 2010 a fart in a lift a chocolate fireguard   or you could say he does the work of two men.................laurel and hardy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
alex3659 Â Â 11 #5 Posted May 31, 2010 Chocolate fire guard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #6 Posted May 31, 2010 A dog sh*t shoe-horn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Northrend   10 #7 Posted May 31, 2010 Tits on a fish... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
1960boy   10 #8 Posted May 31, 2010 A chocolate chisel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
YouFo666 Â Â 10 #9 Posted May 31, 2010 Bacon in Baghdad ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Goon   10 #10 Posted May 31, 2010 A concrete parachute.  Tits on Tarzan.  A prick in a nunnery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Plain Talker   11 #11 Posted May 31, 2010 a fart in a lift a chocolate fireguard   or you could say he does the work of two men.................laurel and hardy  a fart in a colander...?  Chocolate kettle?  I say "Does the work of three men...Larry, Curly and Moe!"  I say "about as much use as a pork pie in a mosque". (which I suppose is a litthe irreverent) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Plain Talker   11 #12 Posted May 31, 2010 when I describe my idiot sister-in-law, I say "She makes two short planks look like an astrophysicist...!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...