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There must be a serial murderer about cause there's another dead frog outside the co-op in Beaucheif ... :hihi::hihi::hihi:

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There must be a serial murderer about cause there's another dead frog outside the co-op in Beaucheif ... :hihi::hihi::hihi:

 

is it still breathing

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There must be a serial murderer about cause there's another dead frog outside the co-op in Beaucheif ... :hihi::hihi::hihi:

 

Food poisening, theres some dodgy flies round there.

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I was walking past a primary school and saw a dead frog, rather large, outside the main entrance of the school :shocked: How many kids saw it and cried there eyes out I wonder.

 

Looks like a bird has tried to feast on it or a cat tormented it to death.

 

I would have picked it up and put it in the bin but I was eating my breakfast and there wasnt anywhere to wash ur hands if i had picked it up....I soon threw my toasted sandwich away though after.

 

thanks for posting your thread, it made me laugh

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my mate says mounting frogs is not illegal because he does it all the time. are you sure?

 

I'll second that, I've never been in the slightest bit of trouble for frog mounting. Although the coppers seemed quite disturbed by my actions.

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but they dont like it when you stick a straw up there arse and blow them up

then just watch them float away

 

(sits here dreaming about a wasted youth)

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The funeral will be held in London, at the Serpentine, when all are invited to sing the Gershwin number: "A Froggy Day in London Town".

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Please don't mock. I find this thread quite rivetting.

 

Shouldn't that be ribbiting?

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