.. is it just me..

[Pr0187 10]

C:\DOS

C:\DOS RUN

RUN DOS RUN

 

(I know there's no run command in DOS )

 

bro, theres no run command in DOS.

[anywebsite 10]

My other computer is your linux box.

[segasonic 11]

bro, theres no run command in DOS.

 

Really? I feel pretty stupid now.

[Pr0187 10]

Haha.....

[swarfendor437 14]

and as for F4 it's just like BBC television programming!

 

Full of repeats!

 

swarfendor43

[Zinger549 232]

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

 

That was a trip down memory lane.

[Alky 10]

Just been from Sheffield, to Preston, to Derby, to Edinburgh back to Sheffield.

 

It was a hard drive.

 

:hihi:

[swarfendor437 14]

Saw a guy with a dumper truck full of rubble - he emptied it in front of his garage.

 

He told me he was installing a hard drive!

[swarfendor437 14]

e SATA day/night I'm goin' to backup my drive, pretty bay, bay!

[funkymonkey 10]

couple of fav's

 

* God is real, unless declared integer

 

* Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product

[L00b 441]

Not really a pun in the sense of the thread, but perhaps topical enough to merit inclusion?

The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.

 

(Source: FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers)