Texas   10 #1369 Posted August 19, 2010 We (the wife and I) were discussing names given to school meals when we were kids. We came up with 'Black Death', that was prunes and custard; 'Dead Baby'; that was jam roll. But the absolute worst, and I don't know what the hell it was, 'Blood and matter custard and green snot pie. I hope I haven't offended anyone here, sounds good though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Arthur Bell   10 #1370 Posted August 19, 2010 Hey Texas, I have another line or two for the last one ... don't ask me where I got it from ... but I remember it was the start of a little ditty. Scab and matter custard, green snot pie, two dogs giblets and one cat's eye, mix them all up with a cold cup of sick .... Then there was a pause ... and the kid who'd recited it then said "Drink it". learned that at school in Wincobank Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
darra   10 #1371 Posted August 20, 2010 we had one called attercliffe sunset by the dinner ladies which was sponge with strawberry jam and coconut on top. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Texas   10 #1372 Posted August 20, 2010 That's beautiful darra. They certainly looked after you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Texas   10 #1373 Posted August 23, 2010 I live in a house where the kitchen is separated from the lounge/living room by a hallway. So, if I'm in the kitchen I'm in the house, if I'm in the hallway I'm still in the house. My dog was acting up the other day, him and me were in the kitchen, so I bawled at him 'Gerrin that 'ouse.' Meaning for him to high tail it into the lounge/living room. And we're already in the house. Is that a Sheffield thing or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
fleetwood   10 #1374 Posted August 23, 2010 Theres nothing like a good sides splitting, fall down, laugh out loud with uncontrollable laughter at something that you might see or hear and find very funny and amusing. *** When we were kids there was another type of laughter that did'nt really fit that criteria and my mother used to say 'shurup thi gostering wil tha', 'gostering' was like a smirking subdued cheeky laugh that she did'nt find amusing. *** I've no idea if that was a common Sheffield or Yorkshire saying, her mother was of Scottish descent and her father (my grandparents) was from the Retford area! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Saffron   10 #1375 Posted August 23, 2010 My favourite Sheffield saying is either Up The Owls or Wednesday Till I Die! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
grinder   10 #1376 Posted August 23, 2010 (edited) One of the words I love is "TRANKELMENTS".. According to my mam my dad had a box full... I know because if he left anything out she'd tell me to put it with the rest of his trankelments Edited August 23, 2010 by grinder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
fleetwood   10 #1377 Posted August 23, 2010 One of the words I love is "TRANKELMENTS".. According to my mam my dad had a box full... I know because if he left anything out she'd tell me to put with the rest of his trankelments  Hi grinder - I remember 'Trankelments' we had drawers full of em! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
grinder   10 #1378 Posted August 23, 2010 (edited) Yes It was strange how my mum had "Bits and bobs" but my dad had tranklements. Though I've just thought he must have had some bits and bobs as well because I remember hearing him telling mum he'd had to show them to the doctor and cough.. Edited August 23, 2010 by grinder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
andrejuan   10 #1379 Posted September 11, 2010 We've all heard things described as "stone cold" after the stone keeping slabs everyone had. But, in our house it was always "clock cold" ???? Does anyone know why clock relates to cold? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Tooeg   10 #1380 Posted September 11, 2010 We've all heard things described as "stone cold" after the stone keeping slabs everyone had. But, in our house it was always "clock cold" ???? Does anyone know why clock relates to cold?  I thought it was clot cold........could that be clotting blood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...