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The Royal Standard in Sheffield is hosting a Race Horse Night at 8pm on the 27 February 2010.

 

This is in aid of raising some funds for a local football team with some very talented players. I am after trying to find some funny jockey names and horse names as I want to sponsor some names on the night.

 

Have you any suggestions for horse names and jockey names?

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A real horse one for you.

 

Hoofhearted.

 

Much as I like him as a jockey, I always had a little giggle at Antony Dobbin's name. There's a new apprentice on the scene (who's actually a decent jockey) called Ryan Mania.

 

There was also a J Gotobed as well a few years ago.

Edited by happyhippy

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Back in 1979 there were two horses on the National Hunt scene, Slippery Dick and Shy Talk. More rude than funny.

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What about 'My Face' for the horse. When the horses are running, the girls will be screaming 'come on my face'.

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How about calling your jockey:

Hugh Jarse

Chris P Bacon

Dai O'Rhea

Rod N Line

Pat McCock

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There is a man who is involved in racing called Richard head, dont know if he is a trainer or jockey, but you can shorten the Richard to Dick can't you

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There is a man who is involved in racing called Richard head, dont know if he is a trainer or jockey, but you can shorten the Richard to Dick can't you

 

Don't think there is, unfortunately. There's a Freddie Head, and a Criquette Head, but not a Richard Head. Surely nobody would be so cruel :P

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There's enormous scope for naming horses with "sounds incredibly rude when said fast" names - indeed, the racing authorities have a section devoted to approving names, whose chief function is to weed out any attempts to do so in real life.

 

 

If you're not after the pseudo-obscene line, I would look for some punning variations on local places, famous people, football stars, something along those lines.

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How about calling your jockey:

Hugh Jarse

Chris P Bacon

Dai O'Rhea

Rod N Line

Pat McCock

 

Now those are what u call good names! haha made me laugh!

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