kipper   10 #1 Posted February 15, 2010 The Royal Standard in Sheffield is hosting a Race Horse Night at 8pm on the 27 February 2010.  This is in aid of raising some funds for a local football team with some very talented players. I am after trying to find some funny jockey names and horse names as I want to sponsor some names on the night.  Have you any suggestions for horse names and jockey names? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Rocklegend   10 #2 Posted February 15, 2010 Norfolk 'n' Chance... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
happyhippy   11 #3 Posted February 16, 2010 (edited) A real horse one for you.  Hoofhearted.  Much as I like him as a jockey, I always had a little giggle at Antony Dobbin's name. There's a new apprentice on the scene (who's actually a decent jockey) called Ryan Mania.  There was also a J Gotobed as well a few years ago. Edited February 16, 2010 by happyhippy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
mikeG Â Â 16 #4 Posted February 16, 2010 Back in 1979 there were two horses on the National Hunt scene, Slippery Dick and Shy Talk. More rude than funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
sandbox   11 #5 Posted February 16, 2010 What about 'My Face' for the horse. When the horses are running, the girls will be screaming 'come on my face'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
pitsmoorlad   10 #6 Posted February 16, 2010 How about calling your jockey: Hugh Jarse Chris P Bacon Dai O'Rhea Rod N Line Pat McCock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
CorkerSWFC Â Â 10 #7 Posted February 16, 2010 Joe Fanning on big dick....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
daftlad   11 #8 Posted February 16, 2010 There is a man who is involved in racing called Richard head, dont know if he is a trainer or jockey, but you can shorten the Richard to Dick can't you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
happyhippy   11 #9 Posted February 16, 2010 There is a man who is involved in racing called Richard head, dont know if he is a trainer or jockey, but you can shorten the Richard to Dick can't you  Don't think there is, unfortunately. There's a Freddie Head, and a Criquette Head, but not a Richard Head. Surely nobody would be so cruel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
HeadingNorth   11 #10 Posted February 16, 2010 There's enormous scope for naming horses with "sounds incredibly rude when said fast" names - indeed, the racing authorities have a section devoted to approving names, whose chief function is to weed out any attempts to do so in real life.   If you're not after the pseudo-obscene line, I would look for some punning variations on local places, famous people, football stars, something along those lines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
mikmouse   10 #11 Posted February 16, 2010 Willie Stroker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
blossom2   10 #12 Posted February 16, 2010 How about calling your jockey: Hugh Jarse Chris P Bacon Dai O'Rhea Rod N Line Pat McCock  Now those are what u call good names! haha made me laugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...